Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
It doesn't go far enough.
You should also have an IQ of 130 or higher, be able to run 100 metres in under 12 seconds, and know how to properly milk a goat.
You should also place an upper limit on the IQ, you don't want those egghead liberals who went to university to start having a say in things. Bad enough they rule science with an iron fist that they created in a lab, we don't need them running the country. Plus, they're already uppity enough with their booksmarts, you start letting them vote and pretty soon they'll want to reform something, like they know better than the founding fathers. As if! Slavery all the way, baby.
Also, does being able to properly milk a goat count if you practiced... unintentionally?