The Jolly Roger Fact Thread

[Antilogic]

Fact: Jolly Roger owns a lady parrot, but she only speaks in the sexy moans of the 20-somethings he brings home on the weekends.

 

[Hygro]

Fact: JollyRoger did Stephen Colbert before Stephen Colbert.

 

[gay_Aleks]

He's a really cool guy and isn't afraid of anything.

 

[JollyRoger]

 

[H4run]

Jolly Roger beat armies of text in column with a single line. He is a Chuck Norris of text martial art.

 

[cybrxkhan]

Somewhere on the CFC, I saw someone say that we are all Jolly Roger's sock puppet accounts.

 

[Borachio]

Fact: Jolly Roger is not jolly. Neither is his name Roger.

(It's Rupert.)

 

[Kyriakos]

Shouldn't this thread be RD?

 

[Harv]

Were he from England, he might be Jolly Good Roger.

 

[warpus]

Jolly Roger owns 17 socks.

 

[onejayhawk]

If you meet JollyRoger on the road, kill him.

That's actually possible for me, so please do not suggest it again.

JR learned to tweet before there was a Twitter. It really annoyed his 5th grade English teacher.

J

 

[Joecoolyo]

JollyRoger is a man,
who with little thought or plan,
can walk into a thread,
and beat everyone dead,
with a one-liner from the back of his hand.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

JollyRoger is the sock puppet of JollyRoger.

 

[Farm Boy]

It's not a hand puppet.

 

[downtown]

This is really just an elaborate DL account from JollyRoger

 

[onejayhawk]

This is really just an elaborate DL account from JollyRoger

Impossible. These lines are too good.

J

 

[JollyRoger]

There are more infractions than facts in JR's posting history.

 

[classical_hero]

Were he from England, he might be Jolly Good Roger.

That's what she said.

 

[Whomp]

Prosecuting attorneys have a week dedicated to the one known as JR.

 

[madviking]

jr made clarence thomas talk.