Alpine Trooper
AllCiv
Australians are Americans anyways.
US No Longer Fattest Nation in World
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Australians are Americans anyways.
dwaxe
is not a fanatic
No, sit down. Lying down will slow your digestion.
Congratulations Aussies!
But the USA will catch up to you soon...
Bigfoot3814
Deity
What makes you draw that conclusion? I don't know what the heck Australians are saying half the time, and I'm sure they wouldn't know what I'm saying half the time. Where's the connection, besides our common girth?
Alpine Trooper
AllCiv
Well for starters Australia is a nation of convicts and America has the biggest jail population on earth.
Bigfoot3814
Deity
True, but what about the impassible divide of peanut butter and vegimite? And thier love of crocodoyles?
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
Perhaps at first, yes. But that's like saying that Englishmen are nothing but a bunch of raiding, looting, stinking Germans and Danes.
We also have the third largest population on Earth, too. Of the two ahead of us, one takes the luxury of disposing of its criminals in a more permanent way.
Bigfoot3814
Deity
Yep, the chinese plug more crooks than anybody else.
azzaman333
meh
Specifically, the minor fact that our previous Prime Minister blindly followed America in everything. Our new Prime Minister is more about following China, Japan or America depending on which makes us more important.
Bigfoot3814
Deity
You judge an entire nation of people based on the actions of their prime minister? I hope people don't do that with Mr. Bush.
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
Since I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, I'll go ahead and cite my source anyway.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_punishment
Bigfoot3814
Deity
Oh I was being serious. It's just really late at night and the way you sort of tiptoed around saying it, I put it as bluntly as possible. China leads the execution parade, hands down.
holiday_hawk
King
Well Aussies i hope you enjoy that and many more jokes that were formally told about Americans.
FriendlyFire
Codex WMDicanious
Great !
We have the second fattest nation making fun of the fattest nation.
(the shame the SHAME !!! now to eat lots of ice cream)
holiday_hawk
King
See we got smart, no more coke with our big macs now we drink diet coke and eat diet ice cream, it works wonders you go from being very very obese to just very very obese.
aronnax
Let your spirit be free
Give them time... Americans will reclaim their glory and long reigning title
holiday_hawk
King
Just give me generation time, and we'll have it back by the time I'm 22 i bet.
Perfection
The Great Head.
We're still fatter in spirit! 
azzaman333
meh
Oh, many people all over the world do that with Bush. It might not be a good way, but it is the best way to judge considering that the leader is elected by the people.
