What Every Man Should Know

[cardgame]

how to BS his way through any situation

 

[Disgustipated]

errrrr, ummm that picture? Get it off my screen please.

Are those his balls coming out the sides of his attire?

 

[bhsup]

You and your mom have had some interesting moments together.



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Oh my God, I didn't even catch that! (which hey, I guess that's a good thing!)

 

[W|M]

How to break someone's neck quickly and secretly
How to dump/destroy the body in any situation
How to operate a tank
How to fly a fighter jet

 

[.Shane.]

*Realize that the reality of fatherhood is that you no longer matter.

That and the killing a gorn thing that bucky mentioned.

 

[Patroklos]

Tell that to all the women recieving child support checks.

 

[Cheetah]

What? If they don't get it from the father, they still get it from the government, right?

 

[Bast]

How to pay child support.

 

[Cheetah]

How to avoid paying child support.

 

[fugazi]

A man should know: How to spell clitoris.

And I apologize for being a spelling nazi in advance as this was meant in humor, not castigation.

Blah blah, its' with a 'u' in Dutch. Stop bastardizing beautiful Latin!

 

[Arakhor]

Dutch is a Germanic language; Latin plainly isn't. Let's keep everything in its own family tree - long live Brythonic!

 

[Patroklos]

What? If they don't get it from the father, they still get it from the government, right?

Of course not.

 

[Grisu]

Of course not.

that's messed up...

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Blah blah, its' with a 'u' in Dutch. Stop bastardizing beautiful Latin!

All the Dutch 'literature' I have seen tends to abbreviate it anyway.

 

[classical_hero]

So you look up Dutch Erotica?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

They have translations into English/Dutch/French/German alongside the pictures.

 

[Patroklos]

You guys bring up a good point.

#) An appreciation of good porn.

 

[warpus]

- to not wear a mullet
- to not wear a unibrow
- to not go to tanning salons

 

[Brighteye]

Himself and his own mind.

 

[W|M]

To know how to entertain themselves while on a bus/train.