what is needed to fight satan?

what do we need to fight satan?

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Faith. And we don't really have to "fight him" as it were. God's gonna take care of him in his own time. We just have to resist him.
 
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You don't want to fight Satan. Embrace him, have your kids leave out a plate of cookies and a glass of milk out for him as he comes down your chimney to deliver presents.
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And then blast him with Betty Lou, your AK-57 uzi radar-laser triple barreled-double scoped heatseekin' shotgun?
 
I tempted to take a page from one of the medieval writers we read in English II last spring and say we need extensive knowledge of alchemy to finance and equip an army with chemical weapons, and also enough understanding of optics to create ray guns that use mirrors to focus sunlight enough to burn his followers to a crisp from miles away. Unfortunately I forget his name, and he wasn't talking about fighting Satan but the Antichrist. Also, any possible useful knowledge in his letter to the pope was so encoded to keep it secret from evildoers that his research into such technologies is lost.
 
Satan's greatest achievement was convincing man that he doesn't exist.

Faith in the lord is the greatest weapon a good Christian has.
 
Lots of holy water, incense and a nice heavy Douai bible ;)
 
Satan is too big and powerful to fight - he could crush you in an instant with his brimstone testicles. Instead, you need to outmanoeuvre and outsmart him, like a veritable Ho Chi Minh of Armageddon. In other words, you need bicycles.
 
All you need to do is stop believing him! That's where he get's his power! If you don't believe in him he can't hurt you! Come one everybody, say it with me, "Satan, I don't believe in you"! repeat.
 
Satan-proof underpants.
 
holy king said:
fight satan with satan? doesnt make sense, ziggy.
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To fight that Satan, you need some hockey gloves and a hockey stick.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
 
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