what is needed to fight satan?

[Earthling]

Well, after all, they are world-reknowned for the art of Jarate.

 

[JollyRoger]

"Get thee behind me, Satan"

Apparently a willingness to make love, not war.

 

[azzaman333]

You'd need azza's enormous genitals.

"Get thee behind me, Satan"

Apparently a willingness to make love, not war.

I think there's some sort of connection between these posts.

And I'm not sure my enormous genitals want to find out what it is...

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Alternate answer to the op:

Types:

O

o

.

You'd need the last type.

 

[SG-17]

The Nintendo Power-Glove.

 

[Earthling]

I think there's some sort of connection between these posts.

And I'm not sure my enormous genitals want to find out what it is...

No offense, but do you have me on your ignore list or something? The connection between posts 40 and 42 being post 41? Although I have to admit this is one of the most innocuous looking yet funny transition from one page to another that we'll see around here.

 

[Lord Baal]

I think there's some sort of connection between these posts.

And I'm not sure my enormous genitals want to find out what it is...

Technically, if Satan were to get behind you, your genitals wouldn't be involved. Not unless he reached... Forget it.

 

[azzaman333]

Technically, if Satan were to get behind you, your genitals wouldn't be involved. Not unless he reached... Forget it.

Well, I would assume that we'd each get a turn.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Well, I would assume that we'd each get a turn.

Satan always weasels out of his side of the bargain I hear.

 

[azzaman333]

Satan always weasels out of his side of the bargain I hear.

Oh, I'd be making sure that he didn't have a chance.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

what is it?

Love.

 

[azzaman333]

Love.

I'm not sure if you looked past the OP when you posted, but that is oddly appropriate considering the last 10 posts in the thread.

 

[Lord Baal]

Well, I would assume that we'd each get a turn.

Make sure you get your turn first. As ParadigmShifter says, he likes to weasel out of things.

 

[Gilder]

A shotgun. Specifically, a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart.

Alternatively, a tire iron will do in a pinch.

 

[bhsup]

A shotgun. Specifically, a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart.

You win!

 

[civ_king]

God is all powerful right? God can deal with Satan, Satan is God's creation not ours

 

[Bill3000]

Catholic priests. Faith can only get you so far; you need the proper tools of exorcism to truly fight him.

 

[civ_king]

Catholic priests. Faith can only get you so far; you need the proper tools of exorcism to truly fight him.

Bobby Jindal Style!
The Catholic Church also known as the true Church of Jesus and traces its history to Peter must fight off Satan!

 

[Virote_Considon]

Out of the options listed, I'm torn between torches and pitchforks, and an iron shirt (but then, I listen to Max Romeo).

Of course, a bottle or two of Polish Vodka, and I can take anything on.

 

[MobBoss]

Wow, I cant believe no one mentioned this one yet: