Which artist would you be, and why?

Which artist would you be?

  • Writer

    Votes: 34 55.7%
  • Painter

    Votes: 9 14.8%
  • Musician

    Votes: 18 29.5%

  • Total voters
    61
  • Poll closed .
One thing you can say about modern art is that it's difficult to reproduce it exactly. A competent artist can convincingly reproduce the Mona Lisa but how would you reproduce a painting like the one in the above post? You would need to know the order that the pain went on the canvas for one, then you would need to reproduce the random physics to produce the effects. That is why modern art is popular because it's so difficult to fake an original. That and it still beats a blank wall.
Classical sculptors did you one better - some of the greatest of all time, like Lysippos, specifically designed their works to be mass-produced. This was especially easy for bronze; Lysippos, whose family actually owned a foundry in Korinthos, pioneered technological improvements to the lost-wax process that permitted the family business to turn out hundreds of his bronzes for whoever would pay. Did that diminish their quality? It's kind of hard to see how; Lysippos' Apoxyomenos ("Man Scraping Himself"), is widely regarded as a pioneering alteration to the prevailing understanding of proportions in the human body and to just what sort of poses people could have their sculptures in. It was also one of the most widely produced and purchased sculptures of its time, and its original creator seems to have intended it to be that way.

Or take another, possibly even more subversive, example, from the Farnese Herakles. It's one of the most widely known sculptures of the Hellenistic age, and spawned multiple fulsome passages from Renaissance art writers. For a long time, the Herakles was supposedly a creation of Lysippos, or somebody who made sculptures in the same style of Lysippos, mostly on the grounds of "they look similar" (ah, pre-late-twentieth century art history and its cavalier approach to intellectual rigor). This was derailed by the discovery of a signature on the base, made by somebody who was decidedly not Lysippos or "of his circle", one "Glykon the Athenian". This prompted people to actually look at the few textual descriptions of Lysippos' Herakles and note that, while somewhat similar, Lysippos' Herakles doesn't really seem to have resembled Glykon's all that well. If there was a connection between the two, Glykon seems to have taken the basic Herakles type from Lysippos and added his own alterations to it; it was not simply a marble copy of a bronze Lysippos original. So this basically unknown dude took a well-known work of art, iterated on it (probably, going by the textual description of Lysippos' Herakles, making it better), and turned out something that dazzled art historians from the Renaissance onward. Is that "not art"?

Art is a business, especially nowadays, and all that started in the Hellenistic age, when people first started to realize that, hey, normal people (well, normal people with an ass ton of money) could actually pay for the sculptures and mosaics they wanted, just to have, instead of looking at the pretty ones in temples and cemeteries. Hell, you even had some things, like the automata featured in the parades of the Ptolemies, becoming pop-art-esque symbols of a relevance equivalent to anything Warhol or Lichtenstein produced.
 
Any of the above would be a fantastic way to make a living . I'm insanely jealous of people who do .

It's weird though , give me a flugelhorn and I'll eek something out of it with 20 minutes practice yet I struggle to draw a stick figure .
 
Anything you can get away with is art. Convincing someone to buy it is a different matter. You usually have to have some degree of art fame before your paintings are worth anything.

Why I hate "the art world" in a couple sentences.

Any of the above would be a fantastic way to make a living . I'm insanely jealous of people who do .

You want to die penniless and unappreciated in your time? :)
 
its difficult to outdone this guy...

No. 61 (Rust and Blue)

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That being said, a director.
 
Out of the three, I'd say my writing ability is the most developed.

Painting is not far behind, though I'm not as good with paints as I am with just pencil drawings.

Music I tried at an early age and never tried again. Though I've always wanted to learn how to play an instrument.
 
That's difficult? :lol:

Okay then, let's see him beat this:

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oh my !! this will look great on my wall !! :goodjob:

Art is just an act of human expression. You often hear people dis modern art as just throwing pain on a canvas. In some cases, that is literally true. It's still an act of expression. One thing you can say about modern art is that it's difficult to reproduce it exactly. A competent artist can convincingly reproduce the Mona Lisa but how would you reproduce a painting like the one in the above post? You would need to know the order that the pain went on the canvas for one, then you would need to reproduce the random physics to produce the effects. That is why modern art is popular because it's so difficult to fake an original. That and it still beats a blank wall.

agree.. but paying 100 million for some painting about a particular artist expression is way too much for me...

all the more. im sure Nicky' painting can do just fine...

most people cant tell the different also...
 
I refuse to vote on the grounds that movies and video games are major forms of art, as well.
 
I've voted writer, but if "film maker" was available, I would have chosen that one, since I'm working on a movie right now. I was at one point a musician and a painter in another though.
 
I don't have to write fiction, do I?
 
Painter... doesn't need to be translated...
But moreover, it can work on so many levels without saying a word, you get the feedback from it much more rapidly.
 
I would like to create and design videogames, since it's the twenty-first century now and I'd like to do something that's actually culturally relevant.
 
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