Yo Mama is so...

[Rambuchan]

Yo mama is so fat that when you cut her with a knife, instead of blood, sauce comes out.

ewwww.

EDIT: Yo mama blows Italian's in lifts. (don't ask me )

 

[Own]

Yo mama's so fat, she stoud in the middle of the road, and I tried to swerve around her, but I ran out of gas

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to go downtown, she already is downtown

Yo mama's so dumb, she sold her car to buy gasoline

Yo mama's so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1

Yo mama's so fat, when a bus hit her she said "Who threw that rock?"

 

[Rambuchan]

Yo mama's so dumb, she sold her car to buy gasoline

Pretty good.

Recent reports have shown a doubling in the rising of sea levels. Previously this was believed to be due to the melting of polar ice caps. The most recent studies have shown however that the cause is in fact - Yo Mama's sweat glands.

Yo Mama is so ugly, she came second in a beauty contest to a bulldog.

 

[Pentium]

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1

LOL

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, the display says "One by one, please!"

 

[Rambuchan]

BUMP (or is that crush?)

Anyway, this photo of Yo Mama with her boyfriend just in >

Spoiler :

 

[nonconformist]

Want me to join in?

 

[Rambuchan]

Oh no! :suicide:

 

[Yaniv]

Yo mamma is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.

 

[nonconformist]

Yo mamma so ugly, she was arrested for moonign when she looked outta window.

 

[Rambuchan]

Yo Mama's so ugly, her face looks like it took more hits than a Paris Hilton website.

 

[polyphemus]

yo mamma's so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

 

[aaglo]

are these yo mummo -jokes meant to be funny? If so, then you americans need to practise. And a lot.

Come on, over here even 2-year old kids can come up with better jokes.

 

[Rambuchan]

are these yo mummo -jokes meant to be funny? If so, then you americans need to practise. And a lot.

Come on, over here even 2-year old kids can come up with better jokes.

But will you come up with any?

 

[aaglo]

I'm not a 2-year old ...

 

[Rambuchan]

But better than a two year old?

 

[aaglo]

Yo momma move so gracefully, that she makes Fred Astaire look like a cow with BSE.

 

[Rambuchan]

Not bad at all, my 2 year old nephew would indeed have been proud of that!