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Yo Mama is so...

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Rambuchan, Jun 16, 2005.

  1. Rambuchan

    Rambuchan The Funky President

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    ewwww. :sad:

    EDIT: Yo mama blows Italian's in lifts. (don't ask me :confused: )
     
  2. Own

    Own Grasshoppah

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    Yo mama's so fat, she stoud in the middle of the road, and I tried to swerve around her, but I ran out of gas

    Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to go downtown, she already is downtown

    Yo mama's so dumb, she sold her car to buy gasoline

    Yo mama's so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

    Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1

    Yo mama's so fat, when a bus hit her she said "Who threw that rock?"
     
  3. Rambuchan

    Rambuchan The Funky President

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    Pretty good.

    Recent reports have shown a doubling in the rising of sea levels. Previously this was believed to be due to the melting of polar ice caps. The most recent studies have shown however that the cause is in fact - Yo Mama's sweat glands. :cringe:

    Yo Mama is so ugly, she came second in a beauty contest to a bulldog.
     
  4. Pentium

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    LOL

    Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, the display says "One by one, please!"
     
  5. Rambuchan

    Rambuchan The Funky President

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    BUMP (or is that crush?)

    Anyway, this photo of Yo Mama with her boyfriend just in >
    Spoiler :


     
  6. nonconformist

    nonconformist Miserable

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    Want me to join in? :D
     
  7. Rambuchan

    Rambuchan The Funky President

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    Oh no! :suicide:
     
  8. Yaniv

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    Yo mamma is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
     
  9. nonconformist

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    Yo mamma so ugly, she was arrested for moonign when she looked outta window.
     
  10. Rambuchan

    Rambuchan The Funky President

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    Yo Mama's so ugly, her face looks like it took more hits than a Paris Hilton website.
     
  11. polyphemus

    polyphemus join the long blue line

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    yo mamma's so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
     
  12. aaglo

    aaglo Furioso!

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    are these yo mummo -jokes meant to be funny? If so, then you americans need to practise. And a lot.

    Come on, over here even 2-year old kids can come up with better jokes.
     
  13. Rambuchan

    Rambuchan The Funky President

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    But will you come up with any? :mischief:
     
  14. aaglo

    aaglo Furioso!

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    I'm not a 2-year old ... :mischief:
     
  15. Rambuchan

    Rambuchan The Funky President

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    But better than a two year old? :mischief:
     
  16. aaglo

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    Yo momma move so gracefully, that she makes Fred Astaire look like a cow with BSE.
     
  17. Rambuchan

    Rambuchan The Funky President

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    Not bad at all, my 2 year old nephew would indeed have been proud of that! :D :p
     

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