100 Signs that You're Addicted to DoC

[Imperator Knoedel]

134. You check the DoC forums instead of doing lessons.

Guess where I'm reading this post from.

 

[ales_]

Oh! I wanted to say homework but it doesn't matter so much.

 

[Hojsimpson]

135. You post something here.

 

[baseballpie]

136. You post about you posting here

 

[ezzlar]

137. With a busty woman in a bar and you still check the forum while she sends a text. Addict indeed.

 

[Sanguivorant]

138. You get upset when the pyramid you built doesn't allow you to whip your mom/sister/girlfriend/wife less times for her to make you a sandwich.

 

[GreekAnalyzer]

139. You send Bibles all around the world in hope of getting a Religious Victory.

 

[Sanguivorant]

140. You try to become an engineer, a scientist, an artist, a businessman and a religious man and have 10 babies in order to get a Hindu victory.

 

[Royal Tenenbaum]

These signs are starting to get really... creative

 

[GreekAnalyzer]

141. While walking the dog, you carry your laptop with you so you can continue to play DoC. You then blame your dog when you collapse.

 

[Sanguivorant]

142. When in Malaysia, you are constantly paranoid of the South Indians there, thinking that they are staging an army to conquer it.

 

[mrrandomplayer]

143. You think that Rome conquered Sassanid Persia.

 

[Daedwartin]

143. You think that Rome conquered Sassanid Persia.

144. you think about how to return Zoroastrian to a world religion.
just because you want to.

 

[Manuss]

145. You try to create an Army in Washington to conquer Mexico and have a historical victory.

 

[Hojsimpson]

146. You think a way of winning a UHV victory on emperor with Babylonia while you are studying.
You raze China and Egypt with luck and bowmen, your city is the biggest and the most cultural, you have researched Writing first, you are going to build the Oracle for monarchy before Persians spawn but wait... YOU CAN´T GET MONARCHY VIA ORACLE!!!!! you get mad and kill all your family.

 

[Sanguivorant]

147. You switch your civic to naval dominance, thinking that it will make you swim better.

 

[mrrandomplayer]

148. You necro this thread (again).
149. You blame all weather irregularities as "Python Exceptions", because the weather shouldn't be this way.
150. By logic of 149, you consider the polar vortex a Python Exception caused by faulty winter coding.

 

[Sanguivorant]

151. When someone says they have a Ferrari, you say bullsh** because they only spawn for Barbarians.

 

[Manuss]

152. You offer a crab to Putin for stop the Crimean Invasion.

 

[morff]

153. You playing your favorite civilization again and again to get perfect game on emperor level.