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[SamSniped]

Are you implying I am not actually Nigerian royalty with a bridge for sale?

From Darths and Droids Mafia.

 

[Kennigit]

I didn't even know this thread existed.

I will never, EVER let the memory of all 11 posts from !!!ChocolateUSA fade away from cfc. Just to give a sample (from jul 11 2007 and jul 24 2007):

I have the proposal that Ray Nagin should run for president.

Barack Obama will do nothing for the Afro-American community. Hillary is a sick.

[responding to Ask a Negro thread] Elrohir: Everything is not about race to me. I just thought that maybe all you people sitting in your cushy little vanilla world could gain wisdom from being exposed to other viewpoints.

Then some of my favourite gems in my memory that cheer me up when I'm down:
(to be used to answer any question, ever)

Uh, well, there is a five letter word that answers your question sir.

Satan.

dommy in Presidential library thread

Does every President get one? If not, Obama doesn't deserve one.

Dommy creates a thread on his ability to google:

First off, Britain has a Queen, but I don't think IIRC she has any power. Is there an executive that has power like the US?

Second, can Parliament be compared with the US Congress? How does it differ.

 

[caketastydelish]

I hate to bring up my own quote twice in a row, but this is surely one of my finer moments.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=12181010&postcount=283

Leoreth said:

You're talking to someone who hypocritically believes that the state should be able to execute people and choose copyright as an example?

Gah, seriously, every time GW babbles on about non-aggression I roll my eyes so far I need to go see a doctor so he can retrieve my contacts from my eye sockets.

And in response, I said:

If Ghostwriter16 is a ghost, then Leoreth, Traitorfish and Hobbsyoyo are the Ghostbusters.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I hate to bring up my own quote twice in a row, but this is surely one of my finer moments.

5 char

 

[caketastydelish]

Damn, you have me

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Damn, you have me

Had, but you extricated yourself nicely with a good natured reply. Damn!

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Thanks for the compliment!

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Maybe it was the whiskey, but I was laughing pretty hard.

I aim to please.

 

[Tee Kay]

Sorry 'bout that BJ, Kan and I got carried away with giving out the free samples.

Yeah.

 

[Angst]

Proper punctuation saves lives lol.

 

[JohannaK]

 

[Mise]

Man, that's Tobias Funke level of self pwnage.


Link to video.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

This exchange was too funny:

Nope, I don't have a metal rod up my arse

Outta room?

I think rugbyLEAGUEfan must be angling for an award for most awesome funny man. That or he's absorbed JollyRoger's (PBUH) super power.

 

[Mise]

Yeah that cracked me up too

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Yeah.

Man, that's Tobias Funke level of self pwnage.


Link to video.

Sweet Jesus.

 

[choxorn]

Every time you mention low taxes, conservatives get a Boehner.

Ah I mixed up my sodomized monarchs.

Both from the Funny Pictures thread.

 

[SamSniped]

, that was great.

 

[Phrossack]

If anything, covering both the Parthians and Sassinas is too broad. Should stick to one only.

If I can learn or have translated the right languages, I'd like to write such a book. They're pretty interesting.

 

[Antilogic]

We can't stick entire threads about Gisele Bundchen in here, can we?

 

[cardgame]

If we can get a single global state then maybe Africa will finally be able to get some investment and fill its potential.

If not, it's just more of the same: subsidies for our farmers, famines for theirs.

^ All the proof I need to show that liberals want a One World Government and New World Order to redistribute our wealth to poor black people. Someone call Fox News.

In the farming thread or what have you.