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[ace99]

Posted by Traitorfish in history something something:

Building a giant stone triangle in the desert just to remind everyone that you are, in fact, a god-king can be taken to indicate insecurity, as well ass strength.

A typo but I'm an overgrown child so in the context of that line it's great.

 

[Traitorfish]

The buttocks of the Pharaoh were feared from Carthage to India!

 

[Phrossack]

Before I click the link and waste my time, did he begin in the garden of Eden and explain that all of human history is an effort of reconciliation to God and Satan's efforts to prevent the individual from doing so?

In response to the Crash Course History thread. Is there a word for something that is hilarious yet depressing and disturbing?

 

[Leoreth]

The word is MisterCooper.

 

[choxorn]

The buttocks of the Pharaoh were feared from Carthage to India!

Can I quote this in my signature?

 

[Tee Kay]

From the "Crash Course World History" thread

Before I click the link and waste my time, did he begin in the garden of Eden and explain that all of human history is an effort of reconciliation to God and Satan's efforts to prevent the individual from doing so?

and

Yeah but. To appeal to the intellectual level and attention span of the typical CFC liberal I was thinking a total runtime of 4 minutes 20 seconds to cover all of history would be about right. So it certainly shocked me that their are mulitiple episodes.

and

irritatingly superior style of discussion

This is what gets me.

Yes, because if there's one thing that we at CFC can't stand, it's talking in a superior tone.

and

the interplay between my dick and my brain may have created focus on the positive elements of John Green.

and

When I find cute girls who are fans of history, I don't try to find the positive aspects of their favorite presenters to establish common ground, I supplant them.

 

[Traitorfish]

Can I quote this in my signature?

If such a madness takes you...

 

[Angst]

If such a madness takes you...

Delightfully. Let it spread.

 

[JohannaK]

If I were one of these people who include other poster's quotes in my signature, I'd sig that.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

How can it be I just found out about this quality thread?

Anyway, contributing:

We have always the need to look over our shoulder to be sure our low information voters are still tagging along.

Sometime we even let them lead from behind.

 

[gozpel]

Drabs are aplenty, did you ever understand one?

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Both from the Funny Pictures thread.

Gaddafi is the newest to the Sodomized leaders list.

 

[Zack]

If I were one of these people who include other poster's quotes in my signature, I'd sig that.

sig'd

 

[JohannaK]

For some reason, I knew someone would sig that when I posted it.

 

[cardgame]

For some reason, I knew someone would sig that when I posted it.

I think this should be sigged instead to draw mystique into the mix.

 

[Farm Boy]

If I were a quote sigger, I would sig the hell outta that. -ohwai...

 

[Traitorfish]

I know it's meant to be forum posts and not visitor messages, but this one was just so peculiar that I had to share...

Are you that loser who assaulted me on a night out 5 years ago?

There's a great amount that is weird about posting this out of the blue on a complete stranger's wall, but what really gets me is, even if I was this guy who assaulted him, how would I know? It's bizarre on a level just totally unassailable by any sort of logic.

 

[ace99]

I totally suspect mental illness.

 

[Traitorfish]

Hey, look, pal, I know I'm Scottish, but that's no call to go assuming that I'm mentally ill!

 

[_random_]

And asking you to keep track of everyone you assault is a bit much, no?