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[Tigranes]

Given its (Bible's) violent and sexual content, I am shocked I was allowed to read it as a youth.I would have stoned a few less people.

I'm only responsible for one person getting stoned.

Say no to drugs!

 

[Phrossack]

Anecdotes are perfectly good evidence. I once used an anecdote in an argument, and it later turned out that I was right.

In my experience, all discussions ultimately lead to the topic of dismemberment.

Funny.

 

[Flying Pig]

I'm amused to enter this thread for the first time and to find myself featuring!

 

[AdamCrock]

Where do you stand on self flagellation?

Generally off to the side and out of the way.

 

[bhsup]

Cheesequake is what happens when I sit on the washing machine during the spin cycle

Made me think of a certain scene from "The Great Outdoors"

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Made me think of a certain scene from "The Great Outdoors"

Haha! Exactly what I thought of!

 

[Tigranes]

Welcome back

 

[Tee Kay]

Tell me, Kaiserguard, are you an emaciated hidalgo who owns a lance and an ancient shield and a skinny nag and a greyhound? Do any of the following people live in your house?

1. A housekeeper, above 40 years of age

2. your niece, who's not quite yet 20

3. a young boy who helps around your stables

And, most importantly, have you been reading lots of chivalrous tales, to the point of practically not sleeping, eating, or drinking? Perhaps you have begun confusing windmills for giants?

And god help your poor, bumbling neighbor, who you may very well be trying to recruit as a squire, with the lure of distant riches, governorships, and fantastical island paradises.

Don Quixorguarte

 

[gay_Aleks]

You're right. Well then, I guess the story could be the people that would eventually become Americans bootstrapped themselves up on the eighth day while the rest of humanity was collecting their welfare from Satan.

Posting this, before I go to collect my scheduled welfare from Satan.

 

[Tee Kay]

This entire exchange which I will quote at length

Let's just settle the question by stating that salad is what food eats.

"There's nae fruit or veg in ma hoose", says the person (maybe Scottish, maybe not) destined for a premature pasty-faced death.

But Sir B, it's occasionally tasty to pop a cherry or two.

There's an unfortunate innuendo there, too. Was it deliberate?

Ah, no. Wrong thread.

I'm not up on Scottish slang.

That's hardly restricted to Scottish slang, Farm Boy!

There's a difference between eating fresh fruit and eating salad. To wit, you don't make friends with salad.

Ok, something about booze and maraschino cherries?

PM sent, FB.

Bit awkward this is.

Private messages?? Heh, okay, your call Er, unless you mean Facebook, in which case you should know I meant "Farm Boy" by FB.

I take it that your innuendo cherry has just been popped.

This is actually amazing

 

[Tahuti]

Don Quixorguarte

I'm beginning to wonder whether that should become my new nick! The best nicknames are often given by others.

 

[Skwink]

OK, come on. Seriously? Hasn't he been picked on enough?

This thread won't last past the first moderator clicking on it since the whole point is to make fun of certain members. This one, however, is particularly mean IMO, and much more so than the quotes that were quoted about me in spite of the fact that both were taken out of context

God I hate you

Moderator Action: Please keep such sentiments to yourself, rather than advertising them publicly.
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

 

[Borachio]

Ha. But he's been long gone. I thought I missed him, but looking back at some of his posts...

... I'll not describe them except to say I can see I really don't.

Anyway, this thread seems to have settled down into quoting stuff that people have been favourably impressed by. One way or another. I think. I like it.

 

[GenMarshall]

I think Dommy3k just disappeared into the abyss.

 

[Hygro]

well done brennan

Hark, the sound of goalposts moving.

 

[Kyriakos]

"Hark" always makes me think of the first sentences of "The Monkey's Paw"

([...] 'hark at the wind!').

 

[Joecoolyo]

God I hate you

Holy hell its Skwink.

Hi Skwink!

 

[Kennigit]

I think Dommy3k just disappeared into the abyss.

He seceded from the CFC Union

 

[Hygro]

I'm assuming everyone knows he changed his name to Ghostwriter16. I'm curious how he's doing.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Some people will forever be known by their original username.

He's permanently gone now, but did drop me a PM to say goodbye.