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[Antilogic]

I have a buddy who walks up to chicks in a bar and just asks "Will you marry me?" I'm amazed it works, but he is one smooth operator.

 

[Zack]

would incestuous have anything to do with the context?

No, it was something about taking her to see George Sr. or something.

 

[SamSniped]

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Knocks em out every time.

That pun is well-played

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I have a buddy who walks up to chicks in a bar and just asks "Will you marry me?" I'm amazed it works, but he is one smooth operator.

So how many wives does he have so far?

 

[Antilogic]

So how many wives does he have so far?

None, but he has racked up an impressive number of shorter-term informal relationships.

 

[Borachio]

Meh! Those aren't so good. It takes a good ten years to properly get into any relationship. You know, just to scratch the surface a little bit.

There again, I'm probably slow to catch on.

Still, ten years and she's starting to get a bit bored with me, maybe.

 

[azzaman333]

So how many wives does he have so far?

That's only a relevant question if he wants a wife.

 

[AdamCrock]

I got a strategy guide searching for a porn site.

What is it ? Is it like "do that" and "don't do that" thing ? I could use a strategy guide picking up gals ^^

 

[ace99]

Congrats to Mister Cooper for getting to argue before the Supreme Court.

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

 

[Antilogic]

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

Beat me to it.

 

[madviking]

That is also true. Glasgow, you see, is not one city, but many cities, metaphysically overlaid upon each other. Everyone in Glasgow is called Jimmy and everyone in Glasgow is called Rab and everyone in Glasgow is a twelve-foot blue octopus named Pedro- depending on which Glasgow you're looking at. That's why Glaswegians drink so much; it's the only way to navigate the existential chaos of their geography.

 

[W|M]

Again, that "parallel universe" is actually the position of virtually all of the major organizations and civilized countries on the planet. OTOH your own "parallel universe" is believed solely by a few fringe members the authoritarian far-right.

Even Wikipedia states it was a "military-civilian coup", which should be obvious to anybody given that only 10% of the military was actually involved and it was put down primarily by the military itself. Claiming it was a "military coup" is disingenuous at best.

Again, that is a position which is only held by those who were involved in the coup and a few far-right authoritarian extremists. Claiming it wasn't a miltiary coup is far worse than just being disingenuous. It shows a complete lack of understanding what the term even means.

What utter nonsense. Pointing out the rampant hypocrisy in this thread while defending myself from the inevitable discussions of me instead of the topic isn't "hypocrisy".

Almost all of Mobboss' comments in this thread have been discussing me instead of the topic. Yet you claim I am being even "more hypcritical" than him.

Furthermore, you continue to frequently discuss me instead of the topic lately. Not only don't you even know what the word means, you epitomize it in this very thread by really not contributing at all to the actual topic as I have repeatedly done.

So far, you have made six posts in this thread. Two of them were discussing Ghostwriter in a "needlessly abrasive and insulting" manner. All but one of the rest were discussing me instead of the topic in an even worse way. The only post you have made that wasn't discussing someone else was completely irrelevant to the discussion.

I suggest you try to take your own advice for a welcome change.

Actually this is quite false, and the fact that you would perpetrate such a lie is very revealing of you.

Honestly, the vast majority of my comments in this thread werent directed your way way at all. Most of them were debating with Reindeerthistle, not you.

Thus...you simply and blatently...lied.

Quite revealing.

For the last freaking time guys, you have to verify that you have the correct launch keys prior to the war game simulation.

The most current, valid flash from the football reads:
​

I woke up this morning and fired up the sim and what do I see? Two conflicting and completely contradictory sets of launch keys. I am not amused.

(Adm Gen Formaldehyde, 2230 Zulu)

(As Prt MobBoss, 2245 Zulu)​

While your reaction times were impressive, accuracy is just as important as speed. Let's try this again from the top gentlemen and this time let's pay closer attention to the goddamn secret key codebooks. WWIII is only a game if your name is effing Mathew Broderick.

This is going in the log.

Oh and I almost forgot:

Rofl, he googles the difference and the main thing he notices is their difference in speed.

Funny.

WTH That isn't even a valid freaking key.

Stop being lazy and type :rotfl: next time.


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[hobbsyoyo]

Thank you thank you I will bow out now for the night.

Cookie to who can figure out the abbreviations.

 

[Leoreth]

I don't care what you call it, if it looks like a cat, smells like a cat, acts like a cat, well its probably a tax.

I was expecting at least one loltax to have been posted by now.

Guess which thread.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

All of them?

 

[JohannaK]

We have a winner.

 

[choxorn]

Pseudo-intellectuals entered the thread.

From the Noam Chomsky thread.

 

[W|M]

If Politics were a color in Magic: The Gathering then a little dead child would be the mana symbol for it.

From the Manslaughter = Too many benefits thread.

 

[JohannaK]

Everyone knows that's what swamps really are.

 

[choxorn]

Dead Kids, Politicians, or both?