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[Antilogic]

You gotta have passion about something, right?

 

[ReindeerThistle]

You gotta have passion about something, right?

Right-o! Though, my passion for smooth peanut butter is as much a necessity as a passion (I can't eat nuts, seeds or corn).

 

[ReindeerThistle]

EDIT: <nvm>

Oh, please PM me what you were going to post. My not being ABLE to eat nuts is an advantage if you have female companions like the ones I pose with in the member photo thread.

 

[Takhisis]

'It's a good thing that she's the only one interested in your nuts&#8230;'?

 

[Hygro]

Haha, no. It's a reference to fedora-neckbeards.

You know, these guys:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/neckbeard

sorry, I'll take off the hat next time.

 

[Kyriakos]

Well, i know it is a bit in excess to post this, but i just saw HopliteJoe's current signature, and it made my morning

No one would have believed, in the first years of the twenty first century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless nation of Greece.
No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.
Few men even considered the possibility of life in Greece and yet, across the gulf of Europe, a mind immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, he drew his plans against us.

The Tripods are almost ready now.

 

[Antilogic]

TF is normally a pretty effective debater but he has been taking it to another level in this thread. My favorite so far:

I'm going to take your advice, and be highly distrustful of that normative statement that relies solely on assumptions.

 

[Takhisis]

I can gong beneath objects if I want to

Who'd've thought serial threads would produce such a gem?

 

[Borachio]

I die a little bit each day. Otherwise just procrastinate.

How Mr Nigit fills his time.

 

[Phrossack]

How Mr Nigit fills his time.

We all have to die one day, so each day we live, we're procrastinating. And I'm always told that procrastination is a bad habit.

 

[bhsup]

@Owen: Yeah, manually looking for every instance of mars, deleting it, and retyping Zelig in over it took ages! If only there was some quick way of finding a word and replacing it with another word

I giggled.

 

[Mise]

Haha, reading that again, it sounds way snarkier than I intended! (It was supposed to be a joke wherein I pretended to be stupid and the joke was that I was stupid.)

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Brought to you by Lord Baal and he evil Jew ways.

Has anyone experienced that feeling when you open your mouth too wide and what feels like a bone protrudes painfully out under your chin, only to slowly slip back into place?

It's a Jew thing. It's so we can talk out of both sides of our mouths.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

Given, it is pretty easy to score points against classical hero. I think he is a bit masochist. Perhaps his way to repent for his sins.
Still, this was beautifully executed and I loled.

It's November 7, the anniversary on the Gregorian calendar of the bold ending of capitalist rule in Russia, and the beginning of the inexorable tide against that accursed system.

Of course there is not much to talk about, since it failed.

Yeah, just like that Jesus fellow. He got caught and nailed to a post. Nothing worth talking about there.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

I am tempted to pop your infraction cherry right now, junior mod.

Star Trek is serious business.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

lmao it is

Qapla!

 

[Takhisis]

I have to investigate this Star Trek phenomenon, as I don't see how such a franchise that is obviously inferior to Star Wars in every which way can have almost as many followers as Twilight.

You need someone to touch your boobs.

First time I've seduced anyone over the Internet.

 

[JollyRoger]

Wish I would have posted this:

Actually, he doesn't have 2 million listeners, but 200k listeners who listen to his broadcast ten times per day, most of whom are undergoing sleep-deprivation torture in secret prisons. That huge number was invented by a government conspiracy to create the air of a likeable radio host.

 

[Mise]

Another TF gem:

Girls love a man with a chip on his shoulder.

 

[Phrossack]

I think a more interesting thread topic for the next time you get the 'post new thread' itch would be

Metaphysical Extrapolations from a Possible Unknown Alien Art Form

hobbs, to...well, you can probably guess.