Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Optical]

With multiple unknowns.

 

[Lord Baal]

I always give up before I finish them off.

 

[Kennigit]

I do it with chinese grad students.

 

[mayor]

logical

 

[_random_]

The winner:

I do it with chinese grad students.

Honorable mention:

Done really sloppily on top of a table in my dorm room at 2am.

 

[Kennigit]

sweet! was wondering if I should have worded it as "I do it with small asians" but it worked out.

I like my women like I like my wars

 

[Verarde]

Preferably easy and without much blood or screaming.

 

[Zack]

I might not start them, but I certainly finish them.

Alternate: quick and cheap

 

[_random_]

sweet! was wondering if I should have worded it as "I do it with small asians" but it worked out.

madviking's was better-worded, but I thought you had a more clever premise, so I went with that.

I like my women like I like my wars

Seen in movies rather than experienced.

 

[W|M]

I like my women like I like my wars

Civil.

 

[mayor]

Full of action

 

[madviking]

I like my women like I like my wars

30 years

Spoiler :

alternate, depending on how perverted you are: 7 years

 

[W|M]

Or 100 years.

 

[SamSniped]

I like my women like I like my wars[/I]

Completed after a long fight.

 

[Kennigit]

I might not start them, but I certainly finish them.

I liked this so it wins. 7 kind of didn't fit but honorable mention to it.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

30 years

Spoiler :

alternate, depending on how perverted you are: 7 years

38 minutes

 

[Zack]

Your mother is like multivariable calculus:

 

[dutchfire]

Might seem hard to get for high schoolers, but is actually remarkably easy

 

[Dumanios]

Hard to understand, but satisfying when done.

 

[madviking]

Your mother is like multivariable calculus:

Done really sloppily on top of a table in my dorm room at 2am.

Ahem.