Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Gori the Grey]

I like my women like I like my Christmas trees:

 

[Veritass]

I like my women like I like my Christmas trees:

Totally lit and ready to flock.

 

[Kullervo]

With barely anything on them, smelling nice, and unable to leave my room.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

I like my women like I like my Christmas trees:

locked in my attic for months at a time.

 

[Zack]

Prepackaged in a form-fitting box.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Planted in the ground and mulched when your done with them.

 

[Lord Baal]

Covered in balls.

 

[_random_]

Taken from the forest at night when the authorities weren't watching.

 

[W|M]

Covered in white crap

 

[Popcornlord]

Plastic.

(Alternative: Artificial)

 

[dragonprobably]

All I need to aqcuire one is $8.

 

[Visorslash]

Dead.

 

[Gori the Grey]

I deem Veritass the victor.

 

[Veritass]

My love life reminds me of the holiday season...

 

[Zack]

Cold and lonely.

 

[Ailedhoo]

My love life reminds me of the holiday season...

We keep as clothed as possible.

 

[Popcornlord]

An unfortunate number of small packages.

 

[madviking]

My love life reminds me of the holiday season...

tons of white stuff

 

[_random_]

It's bafflingly hot.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Ho ho ho