Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[Zack]

I like my dog more than I like my friends because: He doesn't waste time bathing.

 

[Narz]

Shar-wood beat you to it homes.

 

[Zack]

I'll edit it

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I like my dog more than I like my friends because I have a dog.

 

[Yeekim]

I like my dog more than I like my friends because when I locked them into the trunk of my car for a few hours, only my dog was really glad to see me after I released them again...

 

[Fr8monkey]

Despite the beastiality references I was expecting I think the award goes to...

Narz for his double reference in one statement. (You need better friends Narz!)

The Chinese restaurant doesn't serve my friends.

I dont have a zinger because I dont have a dog or friends.

 

[Narz]

wow, I won twice!

Today's :

"I like my boss like I like..."

 

[Zack]

I like my boss like I like the lottery: giving me money.

 

[Veritass]

wow, I won twice!

Today's :

"I like my boss like I like..."

You're supposed to provide the noun, and the contestants provide the explanation.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

I like my boss like I like video game bosses: easily identifiable weak spots and prone to stupid repetitive actions.

 

[warpus]

I like my boss like I like your mom: on all fours, eager for seconds

 

[Narz]

You're supposed to provide the noun, and the contestants provide the explanation.

opps, I thought I'd give them a bit more freedom, I will adhere to that rule next time though.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

I like my boss like I like the government: hate it, but depend on it.

 

[choxorn]

I like my boss like my women: I'm the one who really says how things are done.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my boss like I like my Ex... 6 feet under!

 

[Kal'thzar]

I Like my boss like I like my Deer: Running Scared

 

[Perfection]

I like my boss like I like Lindsey Lohan: appearing in sex videos stored on my hard drive.

 

[Narz]

wow, this is gonna be a tough choice already!

 

[Snerk]

I like my boss like i like my balls: sacked.

 

[Dumanios]

I like my boss like I like my cell phone,useless piece of crap,but cool looking anyway.