My house is riddled with "bugs", directly comparable to software bugs.
Kitchen:
- My kitchen cupboards often don't shut properly: on one cupboard, the door doesn't stay closed the whole way; on another cupboard, one door overlaps with the other door, such that I have to open and close the doors in a certain order before they work.
- The microwave door is difficult to open via the button on the front: the spring is wound too tightly, so that (a) the button is difficult to press, and (b) once pressed, the power of the spring makes the door fly open rather quicker than I suppose it was designed for.
- My fridge-freezer requires frequent defrosting and makes loud noises during awkward silences.
- The temperature knob on the oven is grossly inaccurate.
- The hood/extractor fan does not extract air, it merely filters it (and does so poorly).
- Toaster is a fire hazard
Bathroom:
- The toilet doesn't flush the first time. You often have to flush twice.
- Hot water tap is too hot. Cold water tap is too cold.
- Shower head is not positioned centrally; water is skewed to the left
- Shower curtain is semi-permeable; frequently leaks
- Extractor fan is noisy, inefficient, and stays on for too long after I have turned the lights off
- The light switch is on the outside of the room; NPCs at parties turn it off when player is in the bathroom
- There is no source of external light or air, making the room both smelly and difficult to dry
- Bathroom mirror is inappropriately positioned (unless you re-roll as a dwarf)
Living room:
- Sofa cushions frequently pop out
- Sofa seats 3 comfortably but comes with only 2 cushions
- Size of coffee table and positioning of furniture around it cause pathing issues for NPCs
- Drawer handle on coffee table frequently falls out due to screw holes being too wide
- Condensation on cold drinks in warm weather results in water stains on coffee table due to selection of construction material
- TV is inappropriately large
- New carpet requires several runs with the vacuum to suck up all the stray fibres, reducing player stamina and generally frustrating gameplay
Bedroom:
- Bed is too large
- Large pillar in centre of outer wall causes pathing issues at night
- Walls are not perfectly perpendicular
- Walk-in wardrobe has no light (
this was my workaround for that particular bug...)
- Little underbed storage space
General issues:
- Central Heating has no timer control
- Sirens and other environmental sound effects are audible even when player is Resting
- There's a switch in the boiler closet that doesn't do anything, other than turn on an LED above the switch to indicate that the switch is in the ON position
- Hardness of water causes unsightly and efficiency-destroying limescale build-up in kitchen and bathroom sinks, in the toilet, the shower, and on pots, pans and the kettle
Aside from that though everything seems to work fine.
