Maniacal
the green Napoleon
No; cold bread sounds hideous to me. I've never had a problem finishing a loaf before it goes bad, but I tend to have a sandwich a day. I don't put condiments like ketchup and mustard in the fridge, either.
I've never found bread stored in the fridge to be very cold, cool maybe, but nothing that is a problem (and I usually toast it anyway, even for sandwiches).