Forum Suicide

Would being banned from Off Topic improve your life?

  • If I were cut off from this place I'd commit real suicide.

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unscratchedfoot

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Why Kill Yourself?

I remember seeing once some discussion about folks who voluntarily requested they be banned by the authorities in order to shore up their real life social and health situations. That to me sounds like using radiation therapy to treat a problem that much gentler herbs and natural healing could have done.

Okay, maybe suicide is the only way for you to escape the pain. But I reckon, hey! if your gonna go out do it with a bang. Like I mean, the terrorists do it in style. Get your name in the papers. Cause some havoc. Knock off some people you think are evil. There are lots of ways to do that on a forum too like by posting over-the-top porno showing off you humping your girlfriend (or boyfriend) or pictures of hideous, graphic wounds from rotten.com. I'm not recommending this of course. I'm only questioning the logic behind the selection of suicide method.

Anyways, please vote and feel free to comment on this madness. :goodjob:
 
I concur with mr. rmsharpe
 
Suicide is for weaklings.
 
Off-topic section is for weaklings :)
and to those who have nothing to say about the real issues related to the site. So, who cares about Off-topic. AFAIC, the off-topic section could be deleted.
 
I don't understand exactally what you are asking foot...

In answer to the question I do not think being banned would improve my life. It wouldn't exactally devistate me either though.

Dionysius said:
suicide is pointless.
Evidently the people who commit it don't think so.
 
homeyg said:
I concur with Fifty, which in turn means I concur with rmsharpe.

;)

So what's up homeyg? rmsharpe and that Tysonwannabe have issues but this is the second poke you've taken at me homeyg and I've yet to have a word with you. Here are some hippie jokes to insult you back with. Feel the sting homeyg :mad:

How do you keep a hippie from stealing your money?
Hide it under the soap.

How many hippies can fit in a VW microbus?
One more, and his dog.

Why do hippies wave their hands around in front of them when they dance?
So the music doesn't hit them in the face.


Moderator Action: Trolling. If you can't tame your temper, then action will be taken.
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889
 
Oh, I don't need a mods help to keep me away from this place.
 
Dionysius said:
suicide is pointless.
wasnt it... suicide is painless?

id be VERY bored if i couldnt have some (very frequent) breaks at work...

but :suicide:? and miss oppertunities for fun and games?
 
I'd have to say that getting banned would probably make me cranky and pensive. A voluntary banning seems to be rather clever, since it's temporary.
 
I have a subconcious desire to get banned just before important exams/assessments are due. I wouldn't need to ask, it's all very Jungian though :confused: perhaps the stress causes me to react badly, thus feeding a subconcious desire to have more time to expend on what is really important? Anyway it all works rather well... somehow?:confused: :D
 
Nip it in the Bud and ask for a ban!

That way you can clean your house instead of studying, instead of surfing.
 
El_Machinae said:
Nip it in the Bud and ask for a ban!

That way you can clean your house instead of studying, instead of surfing.

Very wise, now why didn't I think of that:) I think the idea would be to study; I have three assignments due by the middle of September including two exams, and a written assessment on the whole course, might be an idea, but then I've already taken a week off work to accomodate this.
 
unscratchedfoot said:
Moderator Action: Trolling. If you can't tame your temper, then action will be taken.
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

Ummmm what are you on about? I was obviously faking being upset by posting jokes. I think someone else here is experiencing temper control failure. :crazyeye:
 
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