Hierarchy of Cartoon Mice

[Omega124]

Jesus, what are you two, champions of nerdhood?! I thought I knew some obscure stuff.

You've all been wrong anyway. Dangermouse is clearly superior to the others. FACT.

Hey, Pokémon was my childhood, so even to this day I know a lot about the indiviual Pokémon.

Anyways, Pikachu can summon lighting's wrath upon its foes, can dash super fast, and temporarily turn its tail into steel. Dangermouse can do what?

 

[brennan]

Dangermouse saved the world every Thursday afternoon.

Pikachu looks like he's crapping himself everytime he tries to do something and then faints. Bit of a loser tbh.

 

[_random_]

Jesus, what are you two, champions of nerdhood?! I thought I knew some obscure stuff.

Welcome to the internet. Let us know when we just seem kind of pathetic.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Hey, mouse poop is deadly. HPS will kill the crap out of you. Assuming you don't die from a thundershock sooner.

 

[Borachio]

mice mice mice mice mice mice

edit 21:34 too late now i know, but i was intending referencing frankie and benjy mouse. and seem, oh somehow i don't know how, to have missed the mark. <sigh>
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snake?

i've clearly blown a fuse! i'm off down the pub.

 

[Silurian]

i've clearly blown a fuse! i'm off down the pub.

May I ask if you will be having a glass of Mice Wine

 

[Save_Ferris]

What about the mice from Titanic*?

Spoiler :

*Titanic: The animated musical.

 

[Borachio]

May I ask if you will be having a glass of Mice Wine

No. Actually I had 1/2 cider. And a highly entertaining evening. Amongst other things, some bloke told a, what seemed to me to be a perfectly pleasant mannered, woman that she was a nosy cow. Whereupon she poured most of a pint of lager over his head, and left.

I nearly fell off the barstool laughing. Guy was very wet and very bewildered. Kept saying well she is a nosy cow.

edit: regrettably this doesn't seem to have much to do with mice.

Were/are there any mythological mice? I bet Aesop had one somewhere. What did Aesop's mouse do?

 

[G-Max]

Any Day.

This is the correct answer to the thread. All other answers are inferior and shall be made the subject of mockery in future threads.

 

[holy king]

mrs. brisby

 

[Borachio]

http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/lion.html

'Corse I realise I'm stretching your indulgence on the word cartoon.

 

[Dachs]

Pokemon totally jumped the Gyarados after Red/Blue.

Nah. G/S/C was an improvement. Everything after that has been repetitive garbage.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

mrs. brisby

Nicodemus > Mrs. Brisby

 

[DroopyTofu]

Let's see, of mice that I thought of before reading all of this thread

1.) Jerry
2.) Mickey Mouse

After reading the thread, I'd put Pikachu between those and Ratchet below Pikachu.

Off Topic: Pikachu is much better than Raichu. Raichu in the show were always so arrogant. I don't want snob Pokemon.

 

[Takhisis]

They had a right to be arrogant.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

If you've ever bothered to raise a Pikachu into the 50s, you'd have seen just how crappy they are. They're nice for torpedoing Pidgies and crap but they can't swing it with the big dogs; er, mice. Hell, even Red's LV 88 Volt Tackle is nothing spectacular, comparatively speaking.

 

[Monsterzuma]

disclaimer: I am an insufferable hypocrite.

 

[holy king]

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I don't get it. And why does he have an American rifle?

 

[Turquoiside]

It's a conspiracy.