1. The part of Prince of Egypt where they go chariot racing.
2. Ramses II, Djoser, Tut, Nefertiti, Akhenaton and being conquered by Greeks (That's actually all people care about Ancient Egypt anyways.
3. I assumed like anything pre 1991, it sucked.
4. Aliens or Jews, possibly both since they are the same thing.
5. People don't actually know anything about individual kingdoms, so they say "Ancient Egypt."
In that case you are pretty screwed, as like with many ancient cultures that weren't great about writing things down, our knowledge is frequently limited to "this king did a great job, ruled justly, and made the wolves happier in enemy lands".
Ancient Egypt was a highly literate culture. The hieroglyphs weren't just pretty decorations. They were records. They recounted millennia of history, literature, accounting, texts made for teaching purposes, and so much more. The problem is that most of this didn't survive the incessant wars, the politically-motivated purges (as in one pharaoh deciding to erase all records of an enemy's existence), and eventually the wanton destruction caused by religious zealots and arrogant European explorers, and let's not forget the damage caused by tomb robbers.
@Mouthwash: My interest in Egyptian history came about in a weird kind of way. For a very long time all I knew was that there was once a queen named Cleopatra, and there was a pharaoh named Rameses, and my family watched
The Ten Commandments every year on TV on Easter Sunday. But many years later, I went to the theatre and saw
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. That got me interested in reading more about the story of Joseph and his brothers, so I read the relevant chapters in Genesis. Then I started wondering how it all fit into real history. I started reading history books, consulted historical atlases, and yes - I read historical fiction. That inspired me to read more about some other interesting aspects of ancient Egyptian history. So now I know a lot more. And I'm still learning.
I don't know what historical fiction you've read, but I recommend Pauline Gedge's novels. They're interesting stories, and well-researched. There are also several novels in the Children of the Lion series, by Peter Danielson that deal with events in Egypt. Danielson takes creative liberties with timelines, but they're still good stories.