NOTW LIII - Return to Ciretako [Game Thread]

[Zack]

Why are you explaining for him? I want to hear him say it. Now he can just copy the reasoning you so generously provided.

 

[Takhisis]

Query (restated): Why are you so sure that edse has a gender.

 

[Coyosis]

@Takhisis

Grammar pedantry requires "error" not "mistake". Ergo, vote stands.

 

[Takhisis]

Use of latinisms is indicative of humanity, and so my vote stands. Your attempts at high-sounding English sounds like human arrogance to me phonoreceptors.

 

[Coyosis]

Use of latinisms is indicative of humanity, and so my vote stands. Your attempts at high-sounding English sounds like human arrogance to me phonoreceptors.

Latinisms and high English are clearly humanoid designations; the latter has no true meaning. I am true to my programming, as any machine would be.

 

[spaceman98]

Query (restated): Why are you so sure that edse has a gender.

This isn't Masters of Arcane Taki

My vote on you stands, and given the odd interaction between you and edse, now I actually feel good about it.

 

[Takhisis]

Latinisms and high English are clearly humanoid designations; the latter has no true meaning. I am true to my programming, as any machine would be.

Which is why you remain loyal to your human masters. My vote stands.

This isn't Masters of Arcane Taki

Statement: Spelling and punctuation make message illegible.
Query: please restate.

 

[Buddhafish]

takhisis is not making sense, and should be shut down.

Buddhafish for Lieutenant. Why? Because I am a machine among machines.

 

[Backwards Logic]

I'd also like to point out that backwards voted edse captain for no good reason. edse's name is not the single shortest, so why him?

Explanation: it was not that I voted edse as lieutenant, but rather I voted someone other than myself as lieutenant. It seems too easy to vote oneself for a position of importance, no? Someone had to be a candidate and for day one he was as good as any.

Query: Do you wish yourself to be lieutenant over edse? That seems very... ...human of you. Though I will agree the exact voting habits of Autolycus and edse leave something to be desired. Perhaps they have the exact same programming and cannot deviate?

 

[Winston Hughes]

moo.moo.fart

i.am.an.org.an.ic.life.form

har.har

 

[Winston Hughes]

vote: jo.hnhughth.om

 

[Zack]

Explanation: it was not that I voted edse as lieutenant, but rather I voted someone other than myself as lieutenant. It seems too easy to vote oneself for a position of importance, no? Someone had to be a candidate and for day one he was as good as any.

Query: Do you wish yourself to be lieutenant over edse? That seems very... ...human of you. Though I will agree the exact voting habits of Autolycus and edse leave something to be desired. Perhaps they have the exact same programming and cannot deviate?

All equations I have calculated point towards myself being the best candidate for lieutenant. Insufficient data to properly analyze the qualifications and motivations of others.

 

[Takhisis]

takhisis is not making sense, and should be shut down.

You are not proposing that I be shut down, you are proposing that I be dismantled. And that does not compute.

All equations I have calculated point towards myself being the best candidate for lieutenant. Insufficient data to properly analyze the qualifications and motivations of others.

Query: What were those equations? What was the input?

 

[Zack]

Input: up

Output: yours

 

[Takhisis]

Query (restated): what were those equations?
Remark: output not requested, but seems not to be the same as 'not executing Zack'.

 

[Sprig]

'Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.'

*Loop detected, terminate executable, Reboot*

Error, something has corrupted my music player... what the point of being the biggest and baddest machine here if I can't pump out the sounds?

 

[bladescape]

*Bzzt, Bzzt, Bzzt*

"Program: King Morgan. Given human title of power. Obvious conclusion: Must be superiorly built."

"Program: Arakor. Has not put lieutenant vote. Conclusion: Human nature forgot."

"Error: Program Takhisis. Has not voted also. Prior offense. Core: Reasons?"

"Core data: Takhisis. Obvious machine."

*Data entry and processing complete*

 

[Takhisis]

Statement: bladescape is in error. Proof: Post #10, Takhisis is voting for Coyosis.
Query: Request recalibration of bladescape. Y/N?

 

[Arakhor]

Each machine appears to be voting almost exclusively for oneself. This one stood aside from such humanoid self-aggrandisement for better analysis of the situation.

 

[bladescape]

*Bzzt, Bzzt, Bzzt*

"Statement: Takhisis comprehension units in issue. Repair protocols should engage."

"Statement: "Has not voted also" refers to previous statement in message. Previous statement referred to lieutenant vote."

"Obvious conclusion: Reference to program Takhisis was about not lieutenant voting."

*Correction Protocols finished running. Offline*