Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics

[choxorn]

And meanwhile, we non-smokers will point, laugh, and enjoy not inhaling toxins.

 

[hossam]

And meanwhile, we non-smokers will point, laugh, and enjoy not inhaling toxins.

jokes on you cause smoking makes you look cool. we'll be tapping some fine ass ho's and you'll be watching from the sidelines.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

And meanwhile, we non-smokers will point, laugh, and enjoy not inhaling toxins.

Yeah! High-five!

 

[Yared]

With a cigar? Not really.
People think you're a pretentious douche.

Envy is the most stupid of vices, for there is no single advantage to be gained from it.

Envy is ignorance.

Whoever envies another confesses his superiority.

By the way, I don't smoke. I just think that cigars are cooler than cigarettes

 

[a_propagandist]

How's Cal?

Both fortunately and unfortunately, I attend UCLA. It's pretty damn cool.

It'll go slower if you fail a few semesters.

I'm tempted, but the tuition and stuff goes up each year, I believe. However, I can totally see why some people become perpetual students.

 

[nonconformist]

There's no point in envying cigars as basically most cigar smokers do it to look cool, while risking cancer.
Cig smokers smoke cos they get an actual effect off of it.

 

[Yared]

There's no point in envying cigars as basically most cigar smokers do it to look cool, while risking cancer.
Cig smokers smoke cos they get an actual effect off of it.

If there's no point, then why are you behaving in such an envious way

 

[Heretic_Cata]

But you sure do feel manly and cool

Not really.
People think you're a pretentious douche.

This

Cigars either make you look like a communist fanboy or an attention whore.

 

[nonconformist]

PRetty much.

We're not talking about the guy who maybe sits back, once a month, or on Xmas day, and has a nice cuban.

It's the twunts who insist ion walking around smoking cigars, or turning up to parties smoking huge-ass cigars.

They're a waste anyways. Most people will go for cigarillos.

 

[Yared]

This

Cigars either make you look like a communist fanboy or an attention whore.

And people who care only care about what other people think aren't that much better either, young man.

 

[Garonius]

Blah, blah,blah life is hard, then you die.

Wish it wasn't blah, etc...

I hate it. It's so unfair, trite aphorism...

Kudos to the Pope, get well soon.

Probably the first time he's been laid by a woman, if not a man oddly enough...

PRetty much.

We're not talking about the guy who maybe sits back, once a month, or on Xmas day, and has a nice cuban.

It's the twunts who insist ion walking around smoking cigars, or turning up to parties smoking huge-ass cigars.

They're a waste anyways. Most people will go for cigarillos.

At a poker table maybe otherwise no.

 

[choxorn]

Blah, blah,blah life is hard, then you die.

Wish it wasn't blah, etc...

I hate it. It's so unfair, trite aphorism...

Kudos to the Pope, get well soon.

Probably the first time he's been laid by a woman, if not a man oddly enough...

Can someone tell me what the hell this is supposed to mean?

 

[hossam]

Can someone tell me what the hell this is supposed to mean?

I think we may have found a contender for Otago in the category of non-coherent posts.

 

[Yared]

I think we may have found a contender for Otago in the category of non-coherent posts.

I think someone is going up on the ignore/block list...

 

[Garonius]

Can someone tell me what the hell this is supposed to mean?

It's a rant.



If it made sense it would be kinda redundant no?

I think someone is going up on the ignore/block list...

Excellent. By the very low standards of this forum I win.

Hey dude it was a rant. It isn't meant to make sense, if it does you are doing it wrong.

Who gives a damn if you stubbed your toe and then fell into a river, I screwed Jesus and then got voted as The Messiah. In your face Jesus!12222332398948937a;jkldsaiyclxz;aone 112^ausiuds

Maybe you want to post how bad your life is to some nobody who couldn't give a crap, me I just post random stuff as rants and hope that the spam it is is recognised. Man shert happens and then you die stop whining.

The swear filter on this reminds me of being in preschool. There you go, that's a complaint that is coherent. Apparently kids don't know how to swear, we are living in the past.

In my country the colour of their language far surpasses any swearing I could do, at the age of 12. I guess that's where we differ with our US cousins. They don't swear ever nor know how to.

I'm envious not a big fan but it is au fait.

 

[Yared]

Excellent. By the very low standards of this forum I win.

Hey dude it was a rant. It isn't meant to make sense, if it does you are doing it wrong.

Who gives a damn if you stubbed your toe and then fell into a river, I screwed Jesus and then got voted as The Messiah. In your face Jesus!12222332398948937a;jkldsaiyclxz;aone 112^ausiuds

Maybe you want to post how bad your life is to some nobody who couldn't give a , me I just post random stuff as rants and hope that the spam it is is recognised. Man happens and then you die stop whining.

Well, sorry but that's like the whole purpose of this thread

 

[Godwynn]

Well, sorry but that's like the whole purpose of this thread

Some people like to whine about others whining, telling them to stop whining despite whining themselves.

 

[Bill3000]

Sidhe? Is that you?

 

[Yared]

Some people like to whine about others whining, telling them to stop whining despite whining themselves.

Some people like to whine about other people whining about other people whining, telling them to stop whining about someone whining despite whining themselves.

 

[Godwynn]

Some people like to whine about other people whining about other people whining, telling them to stop whining about someone whining despite whining themselves.