Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics

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Are you and your mother old enough to be at the stage where you just say 'yes mum' and only drink it when not visiting her?
 
Are you and your mother old enough to be at the stage where you just say 'yes mum' and only drink it when not visiting her?
I live with both my parents. And I do drink regular outside of the house.

That would not be a healthy diet.
Yeah, could be healthier.

Also, tried to point it out. She only reads calories and says "It has too many calories, therefore, it's bad".
 
I decided to break up with my gf...again....now I just have to do it....again. I feel like Ted.
 
I decided to break up with my gf...again....now I just have to do it....again. I feel like Ted.

dont be naive, you continue to have sex with your current partner whilst simultaneously seeing other women, no need to break up with her and not get sex.
 
1) I've missed pretty much three weeks worth of Civfanatics, due to the crappyness of comp I've had access to!

2) I've found a way of dealing with my psychosis. This would be a rave, but the way of dealing with it is in itself not very mentally healthy...

...3) I've found one of my most recent "additions" really doesn't like being drunk :D

EDIT: 4) Also, we wrote perhaps the best scene of my TV show to date... BUT WE CAN'T REMEMBER ONE VERY SIGNIFICANT PART!!!
 
I hate Slipknot fanboys with a burning passion.

Here I am, listening to Slayer. My Slipknot fanboy friend says "Turn that screamo off."

Slayer is far from screamo. Pantera is far from screamo. Lamb of God is far from screamo. Neither is Dethklok. Mastodon is not screamo. All bands have no emotional teenage angst whiny crap. So I ask him what his definition of metal is.

"Slipknot." Yes, Slipknot is metal. Their newer work tones it down, but some songs are still good. "Disturbed." You mean the band that plays the same riff for every song.
 
dont be naive, you continue to have sex with your current partner whilst simultaneously seeing other women, no need to break up with her and not get sex.

Isn't that kind of, well, cheating?
 
Why is it I'm still hungry? I had a sandwich and some crisps piss off already.
 
Why is my mother trying to make me drink diet soda? It's even worse for you than regular soda. Aspartame contains methanol, which dissolves into formaldehyde in the body. It also causes fatigue and an increased appetite, defeating the purpose of the loss of calories eaten. Diet soda is also packed with more sodium than regular soda, which causes thirst. When you eat food with an excess amount of soy sauce, you feel very thirsty because of the sodium.

I'm watchful of my diet. I eat well, I get all my food groups, and I drink one soda a day for most days. I'm at a healthy weight. Hell, diet soda has made me gain weight, not lose it. It even made me go farther up in BMI in a year than I have in four.

She's your mom. Overwhelm her with your superior knowledge,
 
I like vegetables. But I don't have any. Damnit; I'm stuck with this burger; you know what burger is without vegetables? Beef and tomato on bread.

(And yes, I'm aware that tomato is generally considered a vegetable, but I deem it a fruit, because I am rebelling.)
 
Please tell me you weren't batting without pads. As much as I like cricket, even I don't go in for suicide attempts ;)
 
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