Random Rants XLII: The Four-Part Plan

[madviking]

Maybe it isn't water...!

 

[shadowplay]

I'm pretty sure it is, it started after I got out of the shower.

 

[JohannaK]

Maybe it was an alien in spore-form that is not growing in your ear!

 

[Borachio]

Yeah, I had that problem a few years ago. Everytime I took a shower, I'd get water in my ear locked behind the wax, or something. I never did figure it out. It used to drive me crazy, so that I'd go to a lot of trouble to make sure it didn't get in there.

It hasn't happened in a long while.

But you used to be able to get some stuff called Swim-Ear, for this very problem. It didn't work all that well.

 

[GenMarshall]

I tend to avoid getting water in the ear, both when swimming and showering.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Everytime I took a shower

It hasn't happened in a long while.

Must....resist.....making obvious gag about Brits.

 

[madviking]

If eight years of swimming have taught me anything it's how to get water out of your ear. My head throw gets any speck of water out in one giant violent movement.

 

[Borachio]

Must....resist.....making obvious gag about Brits.

Hahahaha. In winter, I prefer to lie long and low in my own filthy bath water. Dreaming of turnips.

 

[Optical]

Easiest way to get water out of your ear?

Sleep on that side. You'll probably have a bit of water on your pillow in the morning, but at least it won't be in your ear.

 

[ace99]

If water in the ear is the problem, then cut off the ear that spites you. No ear, no problem.

 

[Borachio]

And present it to your prostitute. Paint a picture of yourself with a bandaged ear. Shoot yourself inexpertly. End of story.

 

[Arakhor]

I'd rather take a shower, thanks.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Real men don't take showers. They dip their balls in water and make cologne out of it.

 

[Takhisis]

I've had water stuck in my ear since yesterday and it's really annoying.

Can't you try using a cotton stick?

I am sure that nothing good can come out of mindlessly playing Civ3 to oblivion.

Reminds me of my teens. *sniffle*

Reminds me of last week. *sniffle*

I'd rather take a shower, thanks.

Let's not get extreme.

Real men don't take showers. They dip their balls in water and make cologne out of it.

Real men stand in the rain and listen to V-Rock!

 

[Borachio]

My brother used to say he never bothered taking a bath, but instead rubbed his dirt off on his wife. And she took the baths.

To be honest, he could be a bit unsavoury. Luckily he emigrated.

 

[Gamemaster77]

Can't you try using a cotton stick?

Cotten swabs are really bad to clean your ear with. You can mess things up so easily.

 

[Borachio]

Yeah. Dead right. Poke nothing smaller than your elbow in your ear.

 

[_random_]

So in lieu of doing work, I decided to look up my ancestors. Turns out my last name used to be French before it was Germanized, and some of my greatx3 uncles fought in rebellion against the United States. I am a child of frogs and rebs. And now I'm sad.

 

[Takhisis]

C'mon Random, the frogs helped independise you from the evil, bad-toothed Brits.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

You should be Random, you should be.