Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine

[Askthepizzaguy]

The thread title said "Random Rants"....

I noticed a huge lack of actual rants and a depressingly low level of randomness.

 

[choxorn]

That wasn't randomness, that was pure chaos. You're supposed to at least make sense.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Like the thread tags?

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

I'll say it again: the thread tags are stupid and they suck.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'll say it again: the thread tags are stupid and they suck.

Say... that sounds like an excellent thread tag.

"Stupid tags"

 

[CCRunner]

Okay, so you know that annoying guy at the baseball games that talks to everybody and has a comment for every single play? Yeah. That's my dad ><

 

[CCA]

I got dumped by her. The night before she left. It was an amicable break up with us committed to staying friends and her inviting me round to say my final farewell to her.

But I can't move on or forget about her. There's too much that reminds me of her - she's got clothes in my room, my bed smells like her, her books are in my room. When I walk in the bathroom, I'm reminded of how she used to brush her teeth. Everytime I go out for a walk I'm reminded of the time we walked there and held hands. Everytime I walk past the park I'm reminded of how we used to take naps under the trees on dry leaves as the beautiful red leaves dropped. Everytime I go to work I get reminded of all the fun times we had behind the counter. I feel so haunted by the specter of her. I literally can't do anything without being reminded of her. Her parents invited me round for dinner last Friday and it reminded me of her (well she did live there) the fireplace, the dog, her parents. I mean . .. .. .. .! We were only together for about 2 months but we used to spend 4-5 days a week together and sometimes all week. But now she's gone.

I tried to make myself move on. I asked a girl out for coffee, but I'm only reminded of her, I can't see a girl and not compare. And the thing is, I don't even feel sad or depressed, just wistful.

 

[xarthaz]

I got dumped by her. The night before she left. It was an amicable break up with us committed to staying friends and her inviting me round to say my final farewell to her.

But I can't move on or forget about her. There's too much that reminds me of her - she's got clothes in my room, my bed smells like her, her books are in my room. When I walk in the bathroom, I'm reminded of how she used to brush her teeth. Everytime I go out for a walk I'm reminded of the time we walked there and held hands. Everytime I walk past the park I'm reminded of how we used to take naps under the trees on dry leaves as the beautiful red leaves dropped. Everytime I go to work I get reminded of all the fun times we had behind the counter. I feel so haunted by the specter of her. I literally can't do anything without being reminded of her. Her parents invited me round for dinner last Friday and it reminded me of her (well she did live there) the fireplace, the dog, her parents. I mean . .. .. .. .! We were only together for about 2 months but we used to spend 4-5 days a week together and sometimes all week. But now she's gone.

I tried to make myself move on. I asked a girl out for coffee, but I'm only reminded of her, I can't see a girl and not compare. And the thing is, I don't even feel sad or depressed, just wistful.

the disease name: oneitis

the classic solution offered by the seduction community: **** ten other girls. youll be over it by that time and have a ton of fun along with it.

 

[Flying Pig]

My computer blew up, but luckily I had a friend whose son had got a new one and was going to throw this one out, so she lent me this. Bad news is it has an antivirus with parental control on, and he's forgotten the password! I'm replacing it in about a week, luckily.

 

[salty mud]

Surelu you can abstain for a week?

 

[Flying Pig]

I'm to old for that sort of thing - it's not being able to install stuff that annoys me

 

[Nylan]

appeal to authority

ummm..........wat?

 

[choxorn]

the disease name: oneitis

the classic solution offered by the seduction community: **** ten other girls. youll be over it by that time and have a ton of fun along with it.

You have made my day.

 

[CCA]

the disease name: oneitis

the classic solution offered by the seduction community: **** ten other girls. youll be over it by that time and have a ton of fun along with it.

The Seduction Community is a front for forces of reactionary capitalism.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

My computer took 6 whole hours just trying to connect to the internet.

EDIT: New rant: Can't get the two expansion packs for civ 4, and I can't try out the cool mods cuz they're all for BtS and I only have vanilla civ 4.

 

[West 36]

I missed the holuocost thread

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Some noob is spamming all the threads in Humor and Jokes.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

My mouse trap caught a mouse but failed to kill him. I don't even think he was seriously wounded. I dumped him outside in the bushes. I don't know how badly he was hurt, so I didn't want to kill him. I would have rather it just snapped his neck outright, but its an old trap and he was a big mouse, and it caught him going sideways across the trap, not into it as is designed. If he's alive, good on him, go make mouse babies somewhere that's not my kitchen.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

My mouse trap caught a mouse but failed to kill him. I don't even think he was seriously wounded. I dumped him outside in the bushes. I don't know how badly he was hurt, so I didn't want to kill him. I would have rather it just snapped his neck outright, but its an old trap and he was a big mouse, and it caught him going sideways across the trap, not into it as is designed. If he's alive, good on him, go make mouse babies somewhere that's not my kitchen.

Your a saint. Your CBS's person of the week! (atleast in my mind)

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Grrrrr. I accidentally let one of my nations on nationstates die, and now I can't remember the password needed to revive it.