Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine

[Firestorm94]

Some noob is spamming all the threads in Humor and Jokes.

I wonder who that could be.

Rant: I've sneezed at least 10 times today and I feel like crap.

 

[Love]

I'm tired of school and am in a terrible mood. I think i'm getting sick or something.

 

[Camikaze]

1. I am in a thoroughly unispired mood.
2. My four-day weekend is coming to an end.
3. I am celebrating the birthday of the head of a nepotistic and undemocratic institution, when it is not her birthday. On the bright side, I got double pay for it.

 

[salty mud]

Geography case studies needed for tomorrow... I wish there weren't so many!

 

[Virote_Considon]

I have nothing to write when I become a full-time writer on Thursday

 

[Flying Pig]

1. I am celebrating the birthday of the head of a nepotistic and undemocratic institution, when it is not her birthday. On the bright side, I got double pay for it.

You mean Her Majesty the Queen?

 

[Kozmos]

Nexon passports are a pain in the ass to make.

 

[Rossiya]

I still have exams to do.

 

[Kozmos]

My girlfriend failed history. I am seriously considering dumping her.

 

[salty mud]

Because she failed history?

 

[Kozmos]

Because she failed history?

She has no clue about medieval European history. I find it grinding against my soul when I think about it.

 

[Love]

That's a bad reason.

 

[salty mud]

Dude... you don't dump someone who loves you because she lacks some historical knowledge... What were you going to say to her? "I'm sorry, but your ignorance of Holy Roman politics has offended me, so I don't want to see you anymore"?

 

[Flying Pig]

If you're older than 16, you can officially consider yourself a girl's least best friend.

 

[Kozmos]

I was thinking more along the lines: "Your lack of knowledge regarding the Spanish Inquisition is disturbing and renders you vulnerable to their chief weapons: surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency and their almost fanatical devotion to the pope. As such I cant associate myself with you anymore because I am an atheist and you would be the end of me."

 

[Flying Pig]

So like 'you don't know about evolution, so I as a catholic can't live with you?'

 

[Formaldehyde]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[Zack]

you don't dump your girlfriend for her lack of history knowledge.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Nah it's cool, Cleric is just conceited like that.

 

[cardgame]

you don't dump your girlfriend for her lack of history knowledge.

...unless she has no idea what the Holocaust was, any idea of what Hiroshima/Nagasaki mean, didn't know that the Russians were on our side during WW2...