RANDOM RANTS XXVIII: Everything is Flammable

[madviking]

This is hilarious because ... ?

It's hilarious cuz it doesn't matter!

 

[Zack]

It's hilarious cuz it doesn't matter!

I take it you've already been accepted into a university, then?

 

[madviking]

I take it you've already been accepted into a university, then?

Well, I will be come 4/1.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I dont know how but I hurt my knee again.

 

[Earthling]

Or, you could just put your sammiches in the front pouch of your bookbag and not have to worry about any bags or sacks.

But where would you have room for your calculators then!

Also, "with our stomachs we'll...digest ya?" priceless, but that's not really a rant. Having to carry around too much stuff still is though.

 

[Mango Elephant]

But where would you have room for your calculators then!

In your bookbag, in a space that your lunch is not occupying.

 

[Dumanios]

I haven't started a rant thread yet.

 

[Japanrocks12]

It's hilarious cuz it doesn't matter!

Not true! Universities can rescind their acceptances if they see a failing second-semester grade. Get that back up to a C you lazy bum

 

[danjuno]

Sarah Palin is still around.

 

[Tee Kay]

Sarah Palin is still around.

She's your next President. Accept it.

 

[Mathalamus]

She's your next President. Accept it.

of that happens. ill write off the USA as a lost cause.

 

[Dumanios]

of that happens. ill write off the USA as a lost cause.

So will I.

 

[madviking]

F@#$iNG LAVA

 

[W|M]

It's harmless in Minecraft Classic!

 

[_random_]

On Minecraft related rants, I got gravel'd, and all my stuff was far away from my spawn.

 

[ZeletDude]

of that happens. ill write off the USA as a lost cause.

So will I.

Oh my god.. I'd move to Canada for sure..

 

[cardgame]

this happened in another forum

 

[Mango Elephant]

Oh my god.. I'd move to Canada for sure..

I wouldn't move to Canada, rather I would petition North Carolina's removal from the union.

Tar Heel born and Tar Heel bred, and when I die I'll be Tar Heel dead, go Carolina!

 

[Mad Man]

And when you get hungry you eat tar heel roadkill. Tar hell is some good eatin, just like possum.

 

[Mango Elephant]

You don't eat roadkill, that'd be like eating tire and asphalt. You hunt squirrels and rabbits and eat those.

And you eat Carolina barbecue! Too bad there aren't any good barbecue restaurant where I live.