Random Rants 94 I rant at the thread title and shake my fist menacingly.

I did that once and the turtle peed on me. I couldn't believe a turtle had that much pee in him!

Some animals do that. Many years ago, one of our neighbors had a couple of German Shepherds and four puppies. Somehow the puppies managed to get themselves lost in our garage (it was just propped up on bricks and wood blocks at the time and had plenty of room for puppies to crawl under), and the mother dog was frantic. So I went into the garage and scooped all four of them up (they were heavier than expected!), brought them to the mother, and set them down. One of the puppies promptly peed on my shoes.

The mother dog was very grateful to get her puppies back, though, and from then on, she appointed herself as my personal guard dog. If I got a ride home with someone, she'd escort me from the car to the house, and she would not let the driver out of the car.
 
Repent, for you must have angered the Turtle Gods
There are no "Turtle Gods". The turtles are Gods, each and every one... those bastards live to be hundreds of years old... they're like the Q continuum from Star Trek. Apparently, turtles don't just move slowly, they actually age slowly... its like they exist inside their own separate space-time continuum, where they experience time at a slower rate than everything else. I wonder if they perceive the world around them as a blur where everything seems to be moving on fast forward, zipping past them as they enjoy their time-slowed existence...
 
perceive the world around them as a blur where everything seems to be moving on fast forward, zipping past them as they enjoy their time-slowed existence...
Reminds me of "Kinhin" (waking meditation), where a monk rings a bell several times, takes a step then repeats, all the while meditating and praying silently, ignoring the world around him... mystifying...
 
A few weeks ago I had to send my computer back to the manufacturer to be repaired. It arrived last night with an air cooler that was bent sideways and the cooler fan completely unattached, with scratches on the glass sidepanel and multiple instances of case damage that make it impossible to slide the side panel off: it has to be physically pried. On top of that, for whatever reason, they reinstalled Windows. Fortunately it was a brand new computer and I still have my backup drive, but I'm sure even once I've gotten everything working I'll be missing two/three weeks worth of downloads and game saves -- at least, those that don't cloudsave. (Stardew Valley will be fine; The Sims 4, not so much.)
 
I don't think people can handle this.

Lately, I think there are too many processes and moving parts for anyone to have much meaningful agency.

Just twisting in the wind.
 
Someone at tea break this morning referenced that we (collectively/overall) in the west are shifting spending from development to weapons (guns or butter) and the thought of that is just depressing.
 
Still (slightly) better than spending on corruption, I'd say.
 
Someone at tea break this morning referenced that we (collectively/overall) in the west are shifting spending from development to weapons (guns or butter) and the thought of that is just depressing.
If you think news are depressing, imagine bordering Russia.
 
I understand and agree with the need to rearm.
It's the fact that we need to.
For what it's worth:
Ireland is changing the requirements to send our troops on peacekeeping missions - currently requiring a UN mandate is a very high bar.
We are also rearming:
 
Who is the president of the Kentucy Distillers Association and why is he such a moron?

the moron said said:
That means hard-working Americans – corn farmers, truckers, distillery workers, barrel makers, bartenders, servers and the communities and businesses built around Kentucky Bourbon will suffer,” Gregory said in a statement. “Retaliatory measures against Bourbon harm these markets and jeopardize growth for years to come, including the unjust and disproportionate removal of American spirits from retail shelves and prohibition on new purchases of alcohol from American companies.

lol @ "unjust & disproportionate"

Complain to Donald, not to Canada. This whole thing is going viral in Canada and Canadians are listening. We won't forget. To hell with Kentucky Bourbon
 
Who is the president of the Kentucy Distillers Association and why is he such a moron?



lol @ "unjust & disproportionate"

Complain to Donald, not to Canada. This whole thing is going viral in Canada and Canadians are listening. We won't forget. To hell with Kentucky Bourbon

Some Americans don't quite get the boycott. I'm active on David Gerrold's FB page (he's the Star Trek writer who invented tribbles on TOS and Away Teams on TNG), and he was getting a bit... I hesitate to say whiny. Disappointed? Anyway, he moved to Vermont some time ago, loves it there even though he's had to get used to this thing called "winter" (understandable since he's 80 years old now and is afraid of falling)... and wants Canadians to visit. He kept on in one post about how close it is, how much the people of Vermont love Canadians, and won't we please just come back?

I did not fire off a political answer. I met him at a science fiction convention in Calgary over 30 years ago, and we had a nice few minutes' chat while he signed my books. I just said, very truthfully, that the last time I'd been in the U.S. was a Doctor Who fan event in Spokane in 1987, and due to disability I don't travel much anymore. I let other Canadians there explain that for some of us, it's not about the tariffs, it's about the constant threats of annexation and they will never return to the U.S. for holidays, business, or visits. He's anti-Trump, but I think there are things he doesn't quite get.

Yesterday I explained the concept of shadow cabinets to him (in the provincial and federal Canadian political systems). He'd been musing that the U.S. should have a shadow government, which is a good idea - but I have no idea how they could make that work in normal times, let alone the mess that's happening now.
 
Who is the president of the Kentucy Distillers Association and why is he such a moron?
Because he's an American. Duh.

Lump him in with the interstate workers.
 
Gee, it's almost as though imposing tariffs on other countries will have consequences or something. Who could possibly have guessed?
 
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Nobody that's sold grain should be at all surprised. Now granted, that protectionism is phrased in different forms of total BS, like "frankenfoods," the subsunlight carcinogenic nature of glyphosate, all the way down the chain to the newly local contagious brainrot of red dye #3 causing cancer in ways it can't... just expect total BS along equivalent lines to vaccination causes autism. That's the level this all operates on, since it's fundamentally no more than pissing contests over money.

Probably surprising the first time one notices they're getting pissed on, I suppose. Heads up on the followup that comes next: "Hey would you look at that, it's raining!"
 
Some Americans don't quite get the boycott.

I have a good way to explain it to them. Imagine if a powerful neighbour, much more powerful than the U.S., repeatedly threatened to take away your 2nd amendment rights, as well as all of your unique American rights and privileges that you enjoy under your constitution. Not only that, but this powerful neighbour then began an economic war against your whole country, putting thousands of jobs at risk and threatening the stability of your whole economy. An unstable ruler who has cuddled up to world dictators and is threatening all of his allies.

Would you honestly want to vacation in the country that is putting your own country at risk and is looking to take away everything you hold dear, including likely your right to vote? Yeah, like Trump would let annexed Canadians vote.. We're not dumb. We'd be a territory that's "not ready to vote" or some crock he pulls out of his behind right after annexing us.

Would you want to spend money in this enemy's lands, contributing to their economy? Would you want to buy their products? Hell no! Screw that place, you'd hope that it burns to the ground and leaves the U.S. alone.

That's how Canadians feel about this. We'd lose our universal healthcare, and all of the unique Canadian rights, freedoms, and priviledges that previous generations had fought so hard for. We'd be joining a country that has a life expectacy SEVEN years lower on average for males than what we enjoy in Canada. We'd be joining a country where over 60% of the population is unable to read beyond a 6th grade level. We'd be joining a country where an anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist nut is the secretary of health. We'd be joining a country that spends the most per capita on healthcare than any other industralized country on the planet and has so very little to show for it and where citizens commonly go bankrupt after needing medical care. We'd be joining a country where post secondary education is crazy expensive and graduates end up with tens or over a hundred thousand in debt after they've graduated. We'd be joining a country without a mandated federal vacation time minimum and where worker rights and protections are so incredibly poor. We'd be joining a country where school shootings are so common they don't even make the news anymore. We'd be joining a country that's still so incredibly segregated and divided along racial lines. We'd be joining a country where students have an overall poor ranking in math and science when compared to other western countries. We'd be joining a country that has an incredibly spotty international record in terms of CIA coup attempts in many countries around the planet, including democratic ones, not to mention all the war crimes that have gone unpunished over the years. We'd be joining a country 30-40% of which believes that humans and dinosaurs existed at the same time. The list goes on and on.

Why would we want this? There are countries across the Atlantic that share a lot more of our values, that we can try to get closer to in terms of our economy and geopolitical alignment.
 
My wife just informed that I can no longer include the Enola Gay in any of our conversations regarding aircraft or WW 2. Way too DEI.
 
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I have a good way to explain it to them. Imagine if a powerful neighbour, much more powerful than the U.S., repeatedly threatened to take away your 2nd amendment rights, as well as all of your unique American rights and privileges that you enjoy under your constitution. Not only that, but this powerful neighbour then began an economic war against your whole country, putting thousands of jobs at risk and threatening the stability of your whole economy. An unstable ruler who has cuddled up to world dictators and is threatening all of his allies.

Would you honestly want to vacation in the country that is putting your own country at risk and is looking to take away everything you hold dear, including likely your right to vote? Yeah, like Trump would let annexed Canadians vote.. We're not dumb. We'd be a territory that's "not ready to vote" or some crock he pulls out of his behind right after annexing us.

Would you want to spend money in this enemy's lands, contributing to their economy? Would you want to buy their products? Hell no! Screw that place, you'd hope that it burns to the ground and leaves the U.S. alone.

That's how Canadians feel about this. We'd lose our universal healthcare, and all of the unique Canadian rights, freedoms, and priviledges that previous generations had fought so hard for. We'd be joining a country that has a life expectacy SEVEN years lower on average for males than what we enjoy in Canada. We'd be joining a country where over 60% of the population is unable to read beyond a 6th grade level. We'd be joining a country where an anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist nut is the secretary of health. We'd be joining a country that spends the most per capita on healthcare than any other industralized country on the planet and has so very little to show for it and where citizens commonly go bankrupt after needing medical care. We'd be joining a country where post secondary education is crazy expensive and graduates end up with tens or over a hundred thousand in debt after they've graduated. We'd be joining a country without a mandated federal vacation time minimum and where worker rights and protections are so incredibly poor. We'd be joining a country where school shootings are so common they don't even make the news anymore. We'd be joining a country that's still so incredibly segregated and divided along racial lines. We'd be joining a country where students have an overall poor ranking in math and science when compared to other western countries. We'd be joining a country that has an incredibly spotty international record in terms of CIA coup attempts in many countries around the planet, including democratic ones, not to mention all the war crimes that have gone unpunished over the years. We'd be joining a country 30-40% of which believes that humans and dinosaurs existed at the same time. The list goes on and on.

Why would we want this? There are countries across the Atlantic that share a lot more of our values, that we can try to get closer to in terms of our economy and geopolitical alignment.

The health care portfolio in Alberta is being run by conspiracy notion nuts (I refuse to dignify the hysterical twaddle they spout with the word 'theory').

Premier Danielle Smith is on record stating that the people who oppose masks and vaccines are "the most discriminated against group of people I've heard of in my life."

I guess she slept through social studies when they taught WWII and the Holocaust, or somehow missed the residential schools and all the ramifications of the Indian Act in Canada. FF'S, she's buddies with Adriana LaGrange who was the education minister here who hired a known residential school denier to oversee the social studies portion of the new curriculum she was bragging about - the one that was so bad that 56 out of 61 districts (including her own former colleagues here on the Catholic school board here in Red Deer) refused to pilot. LaGrange achieved the distinction of receiving a 99% DISapproval rating from the teachers in this province.

And now this awful woman is the health minister. The government here no longer reports current covid numbers to the public, and in fact her government is forbidden to acknowledge that covid is still happening. The premier deliberately made it harder for the public to access covid shots last year, by not making them available at clinics, and limiting the number of pharmacies where they would be available. You'd better believe that I grabbed the first opportunity I had to get mine.

So yeah - why would I want to join the U.S. or MAGA cult when I'm already living in a province where the government is openly embracing it (the number of 51st staters and separatists here is utterly sickening).

My wife just informed that I can no longer include the Enola Gay in any of our conversations regarding aircraft or WW 2. Way too DEI.

What.
 
Trump is deleting over 100,000 pictures and document from the US archives that show or talk about anything related to DEI. The Enola Gay plane which dropped the bomb on Hiroshima has the word gay in its name so it must go. Pictures of black soldiers will be removed too.
 
Saying something is less carcinogenic than sunlight is not a very strong statement. Skin cancer is one of the most common cancers, and also one of the more dangerous. The point is that company lied about how carcinogenic it is.
And everyone is more than happy to have somebody pay up for having to audacity to chase thier lessers or of the sun, when they were working for them, or to spray more dangerous chemicals over the wells their children drink from. I'd blame it on incompetence and misunderstanding, but it lines up more neatly with dumb malice.
 
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