madviking
north american scum
Homework? Hall meeting? What's all that for?
School, silly.
Here's the exchange I had with my friend while I was drunk (censored for this forum)
Spoiler :
3:30 pm
R (me): "should i jut finish my bottle?"
A: "yes"
R: "okay note that i'm also playing age of empires"
A: "good"
R: "okay there were like eight shots left in the bottle but i just chugged it. let's see what happens"
A: "a fun round of age of empires"
R: "exactly. go britons."
A: "all about the teutons"
R: "[eff] teutons"
A: "nope they win all the time"
R: "stop distracting me"
A: "lol"
R: "its getting hard to play"
A: "lol"
R: "for some reason i had 10,000 food"
A: "excellent"
R: "i gave up i had too much food"
A: "lol"
R: "longbows don't need food what am i supposed to do with that extra food?"
A: "paladins"
R: "britons can't build those only longbows"
A: "lol"
R: "I'm gonna take a nap"
A: "have fun"
<two minutes later>
R: "[crap] i have to go to a hall meeting?" (at 5:00)
A: "probably"
R: "this sucks they'll know i'm drunk"
A: "just take a nap instead and say you weren't feeling great"
R: "no there's pizza and [stuff]"
A: "haha oh well just don't say much"
R: "okay i can do that"
A: "yeah"
R: "i survived my hall meeting"
A: "well done"
R: "yea but it's gonna be a while before the alcohol wears off"
A: "yep"
R: "yea hours from now... [eff]"
A: "haha"
R: "okay I'm listening to katy perry. I can just wait it out"
A: "wow"
R: "hater gonna hate"
A: "yep"
R: "I'm just gonna start talking random people"
A: "nice"
R: "i could only do two clapping pushups"
A: "haha frail"
R: "yea i'm weak sauce"
A: "haha"
R: "i'm up to four"
A: "in a set, or total"
R: "back to back
A: "ok"
R: "i've sobered up"
A: "good"
6:30 pm
R (me): "should i jut finish my bottle?"
A: "yes"
R: "okay note that i'm also playing age of empires"
A: "good"
R: "okay there were like eight shots left in the bottle but i just chugged it. let's see what happens"
A: "a fun round of age of empires"
R: "exactly. go britons."
A: "all about the teutons"
R: "[eff] teutons"
A: "nope they win all the time"
R: "stop distracting me"
A: "lol"
R: "its getting hard to play"
A: "lol"
R: "for some reason i had 10,000 food"
A: "excellent"
R: "i gave up i had too much food"
A: "lol"
R: "longbows don't need food what am i supposed to do with that extra food?"
A: "paladins"
R: "britons can't build those only longbows"
A: "lol"
R: "I'm gonna take a nap"
A: "have fun"
<two minutes later>
R: "[crap] i have to go to a hall meeting?" (at 5:00)
A: "probably"
R: "this sucks they'll know i'm drunk"
A: "just take a nap instead and say you weren't feeling great"
R: "no there's pizza and [stuff]"
A: "haha oh well just don't say much"
R: "okay i can do that"
A: "yeah"
R: "i survived my hall meeting"
A: "well done"
R: "yea but it's gonna be a while before the alcohol wears off"
A: "yep"
R: "yea hours from now... [eff]"
A: "haha"
R: "okay I'm listening to katy perry. I can just wait it out"
A: "wow"
R: "hater gonna hate"
A: "yep"
R: "I'm just gonna start talking random people"
A: "nice"
R: "i could only do two clapping pushups"
A: "haha frail"
R: "yea i'm weak sauce"
A: "haha"
R: "i'm up to four"
A: "in a set, or total"
R: "back to back
A: "ok"
R: "i've sobered up"
A: "good"
6:30 pm