kill fire
Enormous Midget
I pick my wand and kill Seon with a Cutting Curse or a Explosive Curse. Reducto!
3: you shoot a few blue sparks out of the end of your magicky stick.
I stab Perfection somewhere that will kill him.
6: damn. Sorry perfy. You stab Perfection in the back, killing him.
I ATTEMPT TO SYNTHESIZE OUT OF THE DEAD ZOMBIE CAT AND ITS POOP A POTION THAT WHEN APPLIED TO MY EYES MIXES WITH THE BURRITO JUICES BOTH RESTORES SIGHT AND GIVES ME SUPER ACID VISION ALLOWING ME TO MELT ANYTHING COMING AT ME LIKE I DUNNO MAYBE A FRIGGIN' KNIFE.
5-1=4: You succesfully create and apply the potion. Sadly, before you get to test your acid vision, you find out that choxorn never really was on your side. DEAD.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: the first kid to sleep at the slumber party.
Description: You were the first to die. But as usual you get to come back as a ghost. Have fun
5G
Suddenly materializing in the disco, I start yelling very loud: I AM YOUR DJ!
4: you materialize into the disco, and you yell "I AM YOUR DJ!" very loudly. Angry seeing someone try to claim my title as DJ, I send a hunter after you.
ROLL TO DODGE!:
2: the hunter pounces on you and starts brutally attacking you with his claws. (-6 hp) I decide you've learned your lesson and slay the hunter. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAYIN NEXT TIME FOO!
I kick Diamondeye in the groin.
1: you swing your foot forward so fast that you kick yourself in the groin. Wait wut? (-7 hp)
oh wait. I am a newt. Ah well. I get better
6: you recover from the spell and become human. Wait a minute that's enough. OH GOD!
EFFECT ADDED: GIANT. You have grown twice in size. You get +1 on all rolls for a turn before you return to normal.
I also kick Diamondeye in the groin, unleashing the powerful DOUBLE ATTACK: SMACK MA BITS UP
3: you attempt to kick Diamondeye, but slip and fall at the last second. (-1 hp)
I teleport my way out into New York City.
Edit: Free task. I open my bow and go to kill Seon with what's inside the box
1: you teleport into my booth. I say "W7F F00 G37 0U7 M41 B007H!" Then hit you with such force that you break through the wall of my booth and fall to the disco below. (-10 hp)
Box open: 6: inside you find mage robes, a blue lemon thing, and a large stick with "big magicky stick" carved on the side. (can't attack Seon as that would be 2 actions in one turn)
I disguise myself as a beautiful woman.
5: you are now disguised as a beautiful woman.