Roll to Dodge: Random Mayhem!

[W|M]

I cut every pirate's legs off with a jagged rock split from trebuchet fire.

 

[Abaddon]

I regenerate

 

[Link]

I make war on the AUSDS.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I make war on the AUSDS.

You've been capture by the Black Rider, anything that's not feasible to do while shackled and laid on the back of his horse is against the rules.

 

[Link]

I convince the rider to help me make war on the AUSDS.

 

[rhawn]

I deliver a quivering palm strike to Chuck's solar plexis.

 

[mythmonster2]

Do dance to gods to fix stump arm.

 

[Omega124]

I flee to my super-safe bunker to talk tatics to my generals.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I stop to get some food and stuff. I'm hungry.

13 You have solved your hunger problem, you will now get a +1 Roll bonus next turn.

Why ist dis happening to zie Fuhrer why why why! I take zie zyklon B nerve gas, Ja, und put it in every Jew inhabited place und let it go and try to kill zie Jews

3 It turns on you and chokes you for 20 Damage.

I cut every pirate's legs off with a jagged rock split from trebuchet fire.

6 You manage to lob a couple off, too bad they were the ninjas.

I regenerate

8 (11) You stop the bleeding and regenerate your middle finger healing 10 HPs.

I convince the rider to help me make war on the AUSDS.

15 You convince him to join you, he gives you the ring back and a sword and rides off to kill some of them.

I deliver a quivering palm strike to Chuck's solar plexis.

17 WAHBAM! You deliver a massive 53 Damage.

Do dance to gods to fix stump arm.

10 Gods no fix arm.

I flee to my super-safe bunker to talk tatics to my generals.

16 You arrive, you are now safe from any attack.


Chuck Norris continues fighting rhawn.
ROLL TO DODGE! 2 He knocks him to the ground for 40 Damage
The Pirates are getting a leg up on the ninjas.
The US Army is battling.
The A.U.S.D.S. Platoon is battling.
The Tank platoon is battling.
The Police question everyone on the premisis, you may respond to them as a free action in addition to a normal action.
Uncle Vinny's "people" are corrupting the government.
The Radioactive Monkey is getting angry from all the inactives.
Abbaddon's Stormtroopers are getting bored.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Ah Dis Ist Die End. I make a duet with Rick Astley und MC Hammer to make a song called Hey Jew

 

[Abaddon]

I order my Stormtroopers to arrest D3k and steal his stuff.

 

[W|M]

I kill several pirates.

 

[!!!!!]

nibble til it hurts

 

[GhostWriter16]

I bribe Abbadon's stormtroopers to turn on him and join the Communist Revolution.

 

[Seon]

Fine, I go to the local machinist's shop so that I can build my own nuclear generator.

 

[civplayah]

I find a shovel that never breaks.

 

[Omega124]

I ask my generals their plan on how to win the battle.

 

[mythmonster2]

Dance to appease gods.

 

[Link]

I join the US army to help fight the AUSDS.

 

[rhawn]

I call on Piccolo and Gohan to keep Chuck busy while I focus and draw power into myself.