Roll to Dodge: Random Mayhem!

[Darth Caesar]

Ah Dis Ist Die End. I make a duet with Rick Astley und MC Hammer to make a song called Hey Jew

7 They don't want anything to do with you.

I order my Stormtroopers to arrest D3k and steal his stuff.

9 They shoot at him but they miss.

I kill several pirates.

nibble til it hurts

13 You continue nibbling

I bribe Abbadon's stormtroopers to turn on him and join the Communist Revolution.

13 You convince them to attack Abbaddon but they don't join your Communist Revulution

Fine, I go to the local machinist's shop so that I can build my own nuclear generator.

6 You build a Cardboard Box instead.

I find a shovel that never breaks.

7 You can't find anything

I ask my generals their plan on how to win the battle.

7 They have no idea what to do.

Dance to appease gods.

15 Gods fix arm.

I join the US army to help fight the AUSDS.

19 You become a General and start leading the attack.

I call on Piccolo and Gohan to keep Chuck busy while I focus and draw power into myself.

19 He's distracted and you now have super strength


The NPCs feel lazy today.

 

[Seon]

I hide inside the cardboard box and ship myself to Black Mesa.

 

[Omega124]

I come up with a plan to carpet bomb the enemy.

 

[Abaddon]

Did I not get any bonus roll?

I train in martial arts

 

[W|M]

I help the Ninja cause.

 

[civplayah]

I try and find it again.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i take my luger and kill myself

 

[mythmonster2]

Look to find big noises.

 

[Link]

I train a special forces team to defend me from attackers.

 

[!!!!!]

i find out what im nibbling on and keep doing it

 

[rhawn]

"I.... NEEED... MOORE...TIIME..." I shout to Piccolo and Gohan as my black hair turns to yellow bright as the sun and I continue to channel energy.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I hide inside the cardboard box and ship myself to Black Mesa.

15 You hide inside it, people can not preform actions against you until they get you out of the box

I come up with a plan to carpet bomb the enemy.

4 There hit but so are your own forces.

I train in martial arts

10 (12) You now have basic knowledge of Karate.

I help the Ninja cause.

9 You fail to do so.

I try and find it again.

18 You find a dursteel shovel with laser beems.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i take my luger and kill myself

19 You do so you go to heaven but God sentences you to be sent to hell for your evil.

Look to find big noises.

16 You find big battle between men with boom-boom sticks (Second Civil War Battle)

I train a special forces team to defend me from attackers.

1 You train a bunch of Rednecks who are more likely to shoot themselves than the enemy, and they do so hitting you for 20 Damage.

i find out what im nibbling on and keep doing it

20 It's superstrength inducing super stuff that make you a Giant Guniea Pig with super strength.

"I.... NEEED... MOORE...TIIME..." I shout to Piccolo and Gohan as my black hair turns to yellow bright as the sun and I continue to channel energy.

12 You do so maximum energy will be delivered in 5 Turns.



Chuck Norris is now fighting Piccolo and Gohan.
ROLL TO DODGE! 2 He knocks him to the ground for 40 Damage
The Pirates are getting a leg up on the ninjas.
The US Army is battling.
The A.U.S.D.S. Platoon is battling.
The Tank platoon is battling.
The Police question everyone on the premisis, you may respond to them as a free action in addition to a normal action.
Uncle Vinny's "people" are still corrupting the government.
The Radioactive Monkey is getting angry from all the inactives.
The Stormtroopers are shooting Abboddon.
ROLL TO DODGE! 15 He scares them off
The Mother Tiger looks after her cubs.
The Knight Attacks Abbaddon.
ROLL TO DODGE! 1 He cuts off his hand for 30 Damage, and causing him to start bleeding 10 HPs a turn.

 

[Seon]

I, using the box as my disguise, journey to the nuclear reactor of the Black Mesa facility.

 

[W|M]

I punch a pirate in the face.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I kill escape from hell with new powers

 

[Abaddon]

What the hell are the NPC's here for? Don't I get to Roll 2 Dodge their attacks?

 

[Darth Caesar]

What the hell are the NPC's here for? Don't I get to Roll 2 Dodge their attacks?

Whoops, I did do a roll but forgot to put it in the ROLL TO DODGE! format, it's fixed now.

 

[Omega124]

I Tell Patton via radio to charge, at all costs.

 

[Abaddon]

I gain regenerative powers.

 

[civplayah]

Yay! I will dig more.