Roll to Dodge XXX: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part III)

[Abaddon]

Sorry for the massive delay, but RL got incredibly busy at the end of term. Any inactives I will kill off quickly now to clear the way for those who still want to play..

Update whatever..​

Sergeant Reznov comes with a hairdryer that melts the ice around me and heals all my Hp

5 (3): He trips over his pants walking with the hairdryer and knocks himself out cold..

I spend the next (from my perspective) hundred thousand years trying to clone my old body and Big Mr Turtle. Repeatedly. Until I have built a whole space civilization from just the two of us.

11 (16): Done.

I make friends with Manmeet.

16: He waves enthusiastically

My Soviet resilience stops all poisonous effects!

16 : In Soviet Russia vodka curse all!

My coat gains invisibility powers as I steal hopelitejo's Ice Castle by throwing one of my grenades at him!

7 (5): No, just no. Stop trying to do multiple different things that make no sense. One step at a time Boundless. In this game there are bounds.

I set off my booby traps in the castle to get boundless.

8 (7): She never makes it far enough to set them off, and with your pants around your ancles its quite hard to pull the leaver.

I pull my pants up while my Minions go to recruit everyone else in the RtD to be part of my dictatorship.

16 (14): Your minions do good work, you have a +3 roll to converting anyone.

I swag on over to the Kwik-E-Mart and get a slurpee.

2: You get run over..

 

[hoplitejoe]

I take off my pants (which ever sense of the word are around my legs ) and load them in the cannon then fire them at Boundless

 

[Boundless]

I make myself and the game, quite literally, boundless.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I realize that I'm next to a heating vent, which melts me and heals my HP

 

[W|M]

I make General Olaf's dictatorship a Communist one.

 

[Imago]

I send an advanced scientific probe back to the other side of the universe to see how Earth is doing.

The probe has advanced weaponry.

 

[Optical]

I convert westindiaman to be my minion (and right-hand man )

 

[Anonymoose]

I merge with the automobile that struck me to become a Transformer... moose... thing.

 

[Skwink]

I shoot Manmeet.

 

[hoplitejoe]

 

[Abaddon]

Indeed!

Sorry, vacation over. Update soon!

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Can I join?

 

[Abaddon]

Sure. I imagine a lot of the people who were playing have forgotten about this, so new sign ups are open for the next round, and subsequently inactivity damage will be high to kill off the non-actives quickly.

 

[hoplitejoe]

So do we have to sign up again for this?

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Alright - What's the scenario?

 

[Abaddon]

hoplite, no ill just take it as it is.

EC, read the thread

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I know, I was wondering if we were doing the same one again or doing another

 

[Boundless]

Can we re-post actions? Or are they staying as before?

 

[Abaddon]

Just sit tight, i'll get confused if there are double actions for everyone..

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Alright then, I'll go.

I gather round the remaining men of my squad.