The "oddities" you have.

Clearly, your gun fetish constitutes a sublimated penis-envy. [/Freud]

Hmmm...

"A fear of weapons is a sign of ******** sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis
 
Thunderstorms for me, IglooDude, which can be really awkward.

I suppose it depends on where you live. There are parts of Alaska where it'd never be apparent, and in certain counties in Florida you'd probably accumulate an arrest record. ;)
 
I'm a little bow-legged, and very flatfooted. Last fall, a series of soccer injuries finally caught up to me, and I really screwed up both of my knees. I'm almost back to normal, but I still can't play sports or lift much yet, which is killing me.

Other than that, I'm a healthy, normal kid. I lucked out, as everybody else in my family has a rather serious health problem.
 
Im nearsighted.
I have asthma and im a chain smoker.
Im hypoglycemic.
My oesophagus is a little twisted so i have to chew my food forever or i can choke.
I stutter like crazy.
Im a little bit schizophrenic.

Thats about it i think.
 
I fear embarassment more than I fear death, so I keep silent a lot.
 
Terribly farsighted
A bit of a jerk
Glib
Surgery on right ankle
A really big head (literally, not with regards to ego)
I do have a bit of an ego as well.
 
terribly nearsighted (20/400 in one eye, 20/200 in the other)

I run very high fevers when I'm sick (routinely 103 degrees for a flu or strep throat)

i used to have psoriasis of the head, it has since been cured, but I'm told it can reassert itself in prolonged periods of very high stress (apparently that includes the USNA :mad:)

I play Pokemon - apparently a disorder by the minds of some people

*sigh* this one's a bit embarassing, but I'm never going to have this problem with you people - I afraid of sex. deathly afraid. Not of women, not of relationships, not of anything else, just that. /off my chest

I have chronic looking-good syndrome. I just can't help myself sometimes, thank God there's no cure :cool:
 
*sigh* this one's a bit embarassing, but I'm never going to have this problem with you people - I afraid of sex. deathly afraid. Not of women, not of relationships, not of anything else, just that. /off my chest

I say this as a virgin, but methinks that once you lose the "V" status, the fear will go with it.;)
 
I'm not sure. The other day a friend said I was weird. Even though I know this, it bothers me. As I try not to reveal my weirdness to other people.

I want to be normal. How do I be normal?
 
I'm not sure. The other day a friend said I was weird. Even though I know this, it bothers me. As I try not to reveal my weirdness to other people.

I want to be normal. How do I be normal?

What is "normal?" Who defines "normal?" Is normal just what everybody else does? Or what everybody else seems to do? Don't get caught up on being "normal," just be yourself first and foremost, the rest will come with time.
 
I remember every (vocal) conversation I've ever been in volved in, or been witness to, in my entire life - nearly 3 decades. Think of it as the audiological version of 'photographic memory'.

It doesn't transfer 100% into text (like internet forums), but some of it does - especially if I whisper or move my lips as I read/type. But overall, reading is much less 'engaging', so I don't recall everything as easily.

Anyway, it's a big archive. But all I have to do, is zero in on the era/date, location, activity, person(s), and it only takes me a moment for it ALL to come back, like it was yesterday. I basically have an audio recorder, in my head.

On the plus side, I never had to study, or do homework (I'm talkin'... AT ALL) in school. Whenever I'd take the tests, the teacher's "spiel" would always be right there, and I'd just scribe it into text on the answer blocks. :mischief:

So, don't say anything to me, unless you want me to thoroughly remember it. :p
 
I remember every (vocal) conversation I've ever been in volved in, or been witness to, in my entire life - nearly 3 decades. Think of it as the audiological version of 'photographic memory'.

It doesn't transfer 100% into text (like internet forums), but some of it does - especially if I whisper or move my lips as I read/type. But overall, reading is much less 'engaging', so I don't recall everything as easily.

Anyway, it's a big archive. But all I have to do, is zero in on the era/date, location, activity, person(s), and it only takes me a moment for it ALL to come back, like it was yesterday. I basically have an audio recorder, in my head.

On the plus side, I never had to study, or do homework (I'm talkin'... AT ALL) in school. Whenever I'd take the tests, the teacher's "spiel" would always be right there, and I'd just scribe it into text on the answer blocks. :mischief:

So, don't say anything to me, unless you want me to thoroughly remember it. :p

I sort of have that, except I might leave out a few parts here and there.

But it is a good ability!:goodjob:
 
It's getting there that's the problem. Part of it probably comes from the fact that I want a relationship first and sex second, and that I really don't care about sex. This is also probably a product of my virginity, at least from what I can gather from people who've "been there."

I do care about sex, but I do want a relationship first. Once things start going good is where I screw up. It seems like I'm indifferent towards women, or I give them too much attention and they think I'm desperate. Which is true. I am desperate. How do not appear desperate when I am?

I'm thinking about giving up for good. And just having women as friends. It's much easier that way.

As for the sex, I may resort to paying for it. But it has been my dream to have sex with a woman I truelly love and have passion for.
 
I sort of have that, except I might leave out a few parts here and there.

But it is a good ability!:goodjob:

It's kind of frustrating, when you try to reminisce with people, for example I'll ask my cousin, "Remember when we were 9 years old, at that swimming pool in Ohio on a summer vacation and you said..."? They have no memory of any of it, most of the time.

It almost seems like everyone else has a mild case of Alzheimer's. Sometimes it only takes like 4 or 5 years, and people totally lose all recollection of things (sometimes small events, not just conversations) completely. It's like... I remember your life... better than YOU do.

Does that mean... I KNOW them, better than they do? :hmm:

Also, people get hypocritical. One time they'll have a certain point of view. Then 10-15 years later, it's totally the opposite, and they have no memory of the previous point of view whatsoever. "People change"... indeed. Funny how I remember it all, and they seem to actually have become someone else, over time, with no memory of who they once were.

With my (our) types of memories, you remember who YOU have been -all these years- as well. Thus, you really come to know yourself, I guess.
 
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