The time for the Great Illumination of Conscience draws near

[Krogan Doctor]

The Catholic end-time prophetess, Maria Divine Mercy, has relayed that an event called the Great Illumination of Conscience is coming soon. During this event, the Earth will be illuminated with supernatural light and all will be made aware of the existence of God and the state their souls are in. Through her, God asks that we all prepare our souls by confessing our sins. Extracts below

My dearly beloved daughter, all must prepare themselves so that they are fit to come before Me, for I will come like a thief in the night and many will not know what is happening. Therefore, it is important each one of you confesses to Me now.

Now is the time to focus on your own souls and the state they are in. To the man who does not believe in Me I say to him. When I come before you will you be relieved to know Who I Am? Will you come with Me? I will take you and wipe away your tears and you will live a glorious life, once you confess to Me and ask Me to take you into My Mercy.

 

[El_Machinae]

The Catholic end-time prophetess, Maria Divine Mercy, has relayed that an event called the Great Illumination of Conscience is coming soon. During this event, the Earth will be illuminated with supernatural light and all will be made aware of the existence of God and the state their souls are in. Through her, God asks that we all prepare our souls by confessing our sins. Extracts below

And you know what we do to false prophets, right?

 

[BvBPL]

Immanentize the eschaton!

 

[Arachnofiend]

I don't think I trust a deity who thinks the most fitting comparison for Himself is a cat burglar.

 

[Gori the Grey]

She's the one who warns me about chips and bank cards and then makes her prophesies available as an iBook that I would need a chip and bank card to download.

 

[Borachio]

Well, I'd be very glad to see it. (I think).

But I'm not going to be holding my breath till it happens. You'll understand why, I'm sure.

Not that I'm saying this prophecy is untrue, of course. Just that the record on millenialisms isn't good at all.

 

[Kyriakos]

I think it happened tomorrow, in the previous life.
During a march in April, which came before March.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Someone should keep an eye on this Krogan. I think he's indoctrinated to the point of insanity.

 

[peter grimes]

How is supernatural light different from regular light?

 

[Borachio]

Hasn't it got the eighth colour, octoroon (oops) octarine, in it?

And it dawdles.

 

[peter grimes]

So it's just normal-style photons? that can't be right.

 

[Borachio]

I think you're forgetting the moral dimension. Whence all Great Illuminations.

 

[dutchfire]

I had hoped this thread was about the referendum for Scottish independence

 

[Grendeldef]

I think you're forgetting the moral dimension. Whence all Great Illuminations.

This Moral Dimension got me suddenly thinking of J. Hacker & his dilemma in Yes, Minister while I'm trying solve whether 30 SPF is enough to protect me from this forthcoming light; perhaps I should go for 50 though sunscreens aren't really in season here right now.