The Very-Many-Questions-Not-Worth-Their-Own-Thread Thread XLII

[Arakhor]

You're absolutely not ugly!

 

[MaryKB]

You're absolutely not ugly!

But you don't deny that I'm fat?

 

[Takhisis]

Well, you haven't had the squatter removed from your abdominal regions yet, have you?

Because, if so, you look great even for somebody who's supposedly ‘fat’.

 

[MaryKB]

Well, you haven't had the squatter removed from your abdominal regions yet, have you?

Because, if so, you look great even for somebody who's supposedly ‘fat’.

... and ugly. Don't forget ugly. You made it clear how you feel.

 

[H4run]

I shall delete it since it offends you so much. Now I'm going to go off and cry.

I know the truth ... I'm so fat and ugly

You are not fat and you look adorable if you want to know the truth.

But you do realize this is a great place to rant and vent your frustrations, right? just drop them here if that will make you feel better.

edit: ugh, I thought this is a rant thread.

 

[Grendeldef]

You're absolutely not ugly!

You really stepped on it this time...

 

[Arakhor]

But you don't deny that I'm fat?

I don't know what you look like beneath the neck, so I couldn't possibly say.

You really stepped on it this time...

Thanks for the vote of confidence there!

 

[Grendeldef]

That was clearly an unforced error printed in yesterday's paper so you can take my said lack of confidence otherwise known as experience as great potential for improvement.

 

[MaryKB]

I don't know what you look like beneath the neck, so I couldn't possibly say.

@The_J: weddings are a great time to buy something new. You don't want to wear something you've already worn somewhere else, right?

 

[MaryKB]

Wondering if @Takhisis can say if I'm still too fat and ugly today?

Spoiler :

 

[EnglishEdward]

@MaryKB News flash: Being pregnant is unrelated to being overweight. Your not being able to see past your belly button is not a permanent condition.

It might be for me.

 

[Takhisis]

Wondering if @Takhisis can say if I'm still too fat and ugly today?

a) Which I never said you were.

b) I've already complimented your picture from only last week in which you already sport the same look and I already know that you've already read it (and upvoted it) so actually I think you're just fishing for compliments. @Snerk!

I've long held that this forum is the victim of Canadians with an agenda. This is ever better proven!

From a troll to a troll, congratulations.

 

[Snerk]

How dare you say such vile things about CFC's very own WonderMary, Tak? smh..

 

[Takhisis]

Have you ever heard me issue a higher compliment than ‘troll’ to somebody?

 

[Snerk]

I'm told that Tak once headbutted an elderly lady over the right to a particularly juicy pear.

It's all starting to make sense now.

 

[Takhisis]

I'm told ^{by whom?} that Tak once headbutted an elderly lady over the right to a particularly juicy pear.

It's all^clarify starting to make sense now^when?.

Edited Wikipedia style.

 

[Takhisis]

I have been given a chocolate hen for Easter. Does anybody know whether they lay chocolate eggs?

 

[GinandTonic]

I have been given a chocolate hen for Easter. Does anybody know whether they lay chocolate eggs?

It depends how much the giver loves you.

The cheap ones contain nothing. You can get ones that contain Rolex's.

 

[Takhisis]

I think the Rolexes are a bit outside the neighbourhood's price range. Since the result of chocolate is happiness, I must say that the consumption of a chocolate hen is bearing fruit.

 

[Grendeldef]

I thought the result of chocolate was wideness as in many movies people who are eating chocolate are also crying. There're maybe some issues with causal links but wideness seems like a safe bet.