Trump's Rump

Trumps Rump is backwards, or he is getting so senine he cannot dress himself properly. He wore his trousers backwards at the North Carolina Republican Party state conference:
Spoiler His trousers :

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Or the lighting from that particular angle made the zipper too hard to see, giving the illusion it isn't there.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-wear-pants-backwards/
 
The better story is he wore his pants on backwards though.
 
I'd need to see a photo from the rear showing a zipper or old fashioned buttons to be so convinced.

Hopefully done up, so we don't actually see trump's rump!

I rather suspect that having stepped out of his house unzipped one times too many, his minder, wife or secret
service, have thrown away his zippered trousers and replaced them with zipper-less trousers.
 
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Snopes says it is not true. :( but Twitter doesn't care.
 
Yes, but he will have a harder time running from NY State prosecutor Vance.
 
The thread is Trump's Rump, I open a spoiler without thinking and am treated to a close up of Tump's junk. Ya'll have odd kinks.
 
Snopes says it is not true. :( but Twitter doesn't care.

That generally what happens when information goes viral and the factcheckers are about a day behind.
Seth pointed out that Trumps mental decline has been put on display so often that its not a surprise that everyone immediately believed that he had put hes pants on backwards.
 
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/tr...ple-lawmakers-data-new-york-times-2021-06-11/
The U.S. Justice Department under former President Donald Trump subpoenaed Apple Inc (AAPL.O) for data from the accounts of at least two Democrats on the House of Representatives Intelligence Committee in an attempt to find out who was behind leaks of classified information, the New York Times reported on Thursday.

[...]

Prosecutors under Jeff Sessions, the first attorney general in Trump's Republican administration, were seeking to find the sources behind media reports about contacts between Trump associates and Russia, the Times said

[...]

The Times said the Justice Department "secured a gag order on Apple that expired this year, according to a person familiar with the inquiry, so lawmakers did not know they were being investigated until Apple informed them last month."
Witch-hunt!!!!
 
That generally what happens when information goes viral and the factcheckers are about a day behind.
Seth pointed out that Trumps mental decline has been put on display so often that its not a surprise that everyone immediately believed that he had put hes pants on backwards.

its body armor you fool
 
https://oversight.house.gov/news/pr...edly-pressed-doj-to-overturn-election-results

On May 21, 2021, the Committee sent a letter to DOJ requesting documents relating to President Trump’s efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 election prior to the January 6 attack.

Documents obtained by the Committee in response to this letter show that in December 2020 and early January 2021, President Trump, his Chief of Staff, and outside allies repeatedly put pressure on senior DOJ officials to challenge the results of the presidential election and advance unsubstantiated allegations of voter fraud, with the apparent goal of keeping President Trump in power despite losing the 2020 election.

President Trump Sent Bogus Election Fraud Claims to Top DOJ Officials Minutes Before Announcing Their Promotions to the Top Two Spots in the Department
President Trump Used Official White House Channels and a Private Attorney to Pressure DOJ to Urgently File a Supreme Court Lawsuit to Nullify the Election
President Trump Enlisted Assistant AG Jeffrey Clark in an Attempt to Advance Election Fraud Claims
The White House Chief of Staff Pressured DOJ to Investigate Conspiracy Theories At Least Fives Times

[see article for details]
 
Gaslight <---- we are here now
Obstruct
Project

100% Pure GOP brain worms.

“Pure Insanity”: Trump Pressured the DOJ to Investigate a Crackpot Theory That Italian Satellites Changed Trump Votes to Biden Ones
Rosen, clearly annoyed by these missives, forwarded the email to Donoghue, adding, “Can you believe this? I am not going to respond to the message below.” After Meadows sent Rosen a YouTube link re: the Italian satellites, Rosen forwarded it on to Donoghue, who wrote back, “Pure insanity.”
President Trump tried to corrupt our nation’s chief law enforcement agency in a brazen attempt to overturn an election that he lost.” On Tuesday, Maloney sent letters to Meadows, Donoghue, Clark, and other DOJ officials requesting their testimony before the committee as part of its investigation into the events leading up to the January insurrection.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/06/trump-doj-2020-election-emails
 
Arizona Sham Auditors Transport Voting System Data To Secret Montana Hideout
The liaison for the controversial audit arranged by Republicans conceded the data may contain “sensitive” personal information about voters.

In the latest development in the partisan Republican “audit” of Arizona presidential votes, voting system data has been taken to a secret hideout in Montana. An unsupervised driver transported copies of ballot data in a truck to a cabin in the community of Bigfork in northwest Montana, several media outlets reported.

The state Senate Republican liaison has “confirmed that copies of voting system data was sent to a ‘lab’ in Montana,” an observer wrote earlier this month on an “SOS” website set up by the office of Arizona Secretary of State Katie Hobbs (D). “He did not specify what security measures were in place, or what the lab in Montana will do with the data, or how long it will be in possession of the copies,” added the note.

Hobbs, who’s running for governor, called the Montana operation “madness.” She said audit organizers promised a “transparent” operation with cameras. “There was no camera in a cabin in Montana,” she said.

“You can’t make this stuff up,” Hobbs told CNN, which refers to the operation as a “fraudit.” “If it wasn’t happening right in front of our eyes, we wouldn’t believe it was happening.” (Check out the video above.)

Arizona Republic journalist Jen Fifield discovered that the cabin now holding the records is the residence of Ben Cotton, founder of digital company CyFIR, which is a subcontractor of the company running the recount. CyFIR’s parent company, Cyber Technologies, also run by Cotton, appears to have the same address in the Montana woods, which was tracked down by CNN this week.

The audit of 2.1 million votes in Maricopa County is hugely controversial. The audit was ordered by state Senate Republicans, and only involves races won by Democrats. The partisan review by the Cyber Ninjas company, which has no experience with elections, is headed by conspiracy theorist Doug Logan, a promoter of the “Big Lie” that the election was rigged. He posted messages months ago that “hundreds of thousands” of new votes would inevitably be found for Donald Trump.

In one off-the-rails operation, Cyber Ninjas operatives are seeking evidence of bamboo fibers in ballots as proof that China interfered with the election. One of the auditors actually appears on the same ballots he’s reviewing as both a failed GOP candidate and an elector for Trump.

Election officials have warned that large numbers of the unsecured ballots may already have been altered or trashed, and are now completely unreliable — and that manipulation of voting machines has rendered them unusable for future elections.

As for the Montana grab of voter data, “at this point in the audit, nothing really is surprising to me,” Fifield told Montana NBC affiliate KGVO-TV. “The Senate has never told us the full list of contractors involved and the names of the people. It’s been like a puzzle trying to put everything together.”

State Senate liaison Ken Bennett confirmed to KGVO that the “powerful lab” is run by Cotton. Transported data was downloaded from the hard drives that Maricopa County used in the election, he said. It may or may not include voter registration data, and some of it could be sensitive, Bennett said.

Fifield said technology experts have warned of the danger of “unfettered access” in Montana to data that could contain voters’ private information. Cotton refused to discuss the data with KGVO because he said he has signed a nondisclosure agreement.

The Arizona vote was certified more than six months ago by Republican Gov. Doug Ducey after several recounts failed to find any irregularities. Joe Biden beat Trump by 10,457 votes in the state. Biden edged out his rival by more than 2 percentage points ― about 45,000 votes ― in Maricopa County, which includes Phoenix.

Trump has indicated to guests at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida that he thinks votes unearthed for him by the Cyber Ninjas could be his way back to White House reinstatement.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ariz...hijack-controversy_n_60cbfb25e4b02e04e28a983e
 
Obstruct <---- we are here now
But Emails right ? Classic GOP scream about how its a false flag and then block the investigation.

Watchdog sues FEC for closing Trump investigation
In a federal lawsuit filed on behalf of Democratic group End Citizens United, Campaign Legal Center (CLC) Action challenged the decision by Republican FEC commissioners to close an investigation into the Trump campaign without providing their reasoning. The groups said the Trump campaign illegally solicited donations to a closely tied super PAC, an allegation the Trump campaign disputed. The FEC’s career attorneys recommended that commissioners investigate the matter, but the FEC’s Republicans voted to dismiss the case, effectively blocking further inquiries.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campai...hdog-sues-fec-for-closing-trump-investigation
 
Trump wanted to send COVID-infected Americans to Guantanamo

Former President Donald Trump considered sending US citizens infected with the coronavirus to Guantanamo Bay, according to a new book
“Don’t we have an island that we own?” Trump asked staff in the Situation Room in February 2020, the Washington Post reported. “What about Guantanamo?”

The comments came before coronavirus cases exploded in the US. Trump’s administration faced sustained criticism over its handling of the pandemic, which has killed more than 601,000 people, according to the Johns Hopkins University tally.

Trump’s aides were stunned by the question about Guantanamo Bay and shut down the idea the second time it was raised, the Post reported.
Less of a surprise he was anti-testing, and willing to blame anyone but himself:

“Testing is killing me!” the book claims Trump said to then-Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar on March 18. “I’m going to lose the election because of testing! What idiot had the federal government do testing?”
Five days earlier, Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner took charge of the US’s testing strategy.
Azar responded: “Uh, do you mean Jared?”​
 
The worst sort of trash, assuredly. Positively irredeemable.
 
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