"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style

[nonconformist]

CarlosMM has two cows.
One of themb believes in creationism, at which point, it is completely slaughtered.

 

[C~G]

IglooDude has two cows, one of them is for serious target practice while other one is there just for simple shooting fun.

EDIT: I think nonconformist has the best cow jokes of the bunch.

 

[Whomp]

Carlos has 2 cows. I think most can garee that they are cowrads.

 

[bhsup]

VRWC had two cows.

Then the LAoD took one.

Then the LAoD took the other one.

IglooDude has two cows. One ran off and joined the navy, the other is actually Cylon model #2.

 

[Gogf]

I'm fair game.

Some of these are quite funny .

 

[ArneHD]

ArneHD has two cows. He hopes nobody notices them.

 

[Pontiuth Pilate]

VRWC has two cows. One of them likes the 1st Amendment, the other likes the 2nd Amendment. Later, VRWC has one cow. But that's OK, because he's a Great Co-moo-nicator.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Wee, I want one!

 

[skadistic]

Kan had two cows, one squeeked when you poked it.

 

[Raisin Bran]

I had 2 cows but I milked them

 

[Sephiroth]

I had 2 cows but I milked them

then he poured them on his head

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Raisin Bran had two cows.

Them were good providers for his cereal!

 

[Bozo Erectus]

I had two cows. Then the International Bovine Union said I only have one.

 

[skadistic]

Bozo Erectus had 2 cows untill logic dictated that slow roasting one over a fire pit while basting in a BBQ sause and eating it would relive his hunger.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Gogf has two cows. He boots the five side one for spamming his chat room.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Cheezy has two cows

But no Goose.

(please tell me I read your avatar right)

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Skadistic had two cows, but he saved so much money on heroin, thanks to the Taliban, he bought one more.

 

[skadistic]

Bozo......two cows.......wood table.......stain.......Meh, theres a joke in there somewhere.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Cheezy has two cows

But no Goose.

(please tell me I read your avatar right)

Ha, that you did. That's why I have like five Top Gun related jokes in this thread alone!

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Kan has two cows, and reasons that if one weighs as much as he does, then it's a witch!