what is needed to fight satan?

[Holycannoli]

Reject his words, his works, his false promises. And faith in God.

And if you disagree with me, then you're probably a racist

 

[Bill3000]

Reject his words, his works, his false promises. And faith in God.

If everyone did that, then the Antichrist could never come, and the end times would never come to be.

 

[Annex]

Im gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of Eart
Im gonna send im to outer space, to find another race

Link to video.

 

[Abaddon]

Does anyone know what Satan eats?

 

[Abaddon]

Im gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of Eart
Im gonna send im to outer space, to find another race

Link to video.

Link to video.

a MUCH better version.

 

[Virote_Considon]

I disagree.

 

[Abaddon]

Well that is clearly because you are either old, or wrong.

 

[Virote_Considon]

I'm neither old nor wrong.

 

[Abaddon]

Oh, you're one of those.

Shame.

 

[Virote_Considon]

I guess I must be one of those, whatever one of those is.


And now I've said that, you're probably going to claim that "those" means "homosexual", or something like that.

 

[Annex]

a MUCH better version.

If by "better" you mean "more horsehockey"

 

[Abaddon]

@VC. No, i'd not use homosexuality as an insult.

@Annex.. argh, you too?!

 

[Earthling]

I guess I must be one of those, whatever one of those is.

Can't say for sure what he means, however, there is an easy test:

What word(s) are clearly out of place in this sentence:
"The zeitgeist of television chefs is nowhere summed up better than in this excellent tour of the palette which delivers a melange of enjoyable flavors."

[SPOIL]If you don't get it right, you don't have a soul :spooky:[/SPOIL]

 

[MagisterCultuum]

Does anyone know what Satan eats?

Dust maybe?

14The LORD God said to the serpent,

"Because you have done this,
cursed are you above all livestock
and above all beasts of the field;
on your belly you shall go,
and(L) dust you shall eat
all the days of your life.

 

[Abaddon]

Can you poision dust?

What would happen if he ate Tinkerbell's fairy dust?

 

[Virote_Considon]

My gut instinct goes with zeitgeist and/or melange. Can't say why. Have I lost my soul yet?

 

[Earthling]

Ooh, nice try, but not really enough... you can't lose something you never had, pawn of Satan. Sorry to hear that, really am. Next one up better have a good reason behind their answer...

Spoiler :

I'm not trying to be offensive or anything hear, so please tell me if this is overboard. But at any rate I'd like to here what a couple of others think of this "test" first...

 

[choxorn]

Link to video.

 

[PiMan]

Zombie repellent

 

[Berzerker]

his 50 names

actually Satan is friend and foe (if you buy into Job etc), we wouldn't be here if the Serpent didn't teach/create us to procreate, and according to the Sumerians it was the Serpent deity (Enki/Ea) who warned us about the Flood while "God" wanted it kept secret so we'd be wiped out.