What would be the consequences of making nudity complusory?

[Perfection]

Every congressman would immediately regret passing it it after being stuck in a room with hundreds of other wrinkled naked old guys.

 

[Fetus4188]

Well, people would die from exposure to the elements. There is a reason clothing was developed, afterall.

 

[Disgustipated]

I only support this law for young, hot women.

 

[StarWorms]

All I can say is... think of an overcrowded train with you surrounded by 7 naked ladies...

2 of them obese
2 of them over 80
2 of them both
1 of them a transexual

Unless you're bisexual, half of the population won't be nice to look at. Then a further proportion of those the right sex will be ugly/old/both.

And just to leave you with a nasty scar - your family would also have to be naked... parents, siblings, grandparents...

Not sounding so pretty now, is it?

 

[Bill3000]

Not sounding so pretty now, is it?

It's still pretty! It takes a completely and utterly useless custom in society (fashion) out of our lives!

 

[Disgustipated]

lets make it even worse. you are sitting on a plastic seat that some 300 pound guy just sat on who didn't wipe his ass properly.

 

[CCA]

Radical Christian evangelicals join hand and hand with Islamic fundamentalists to start suicide bombings.

Unless the government in question was some sort of Stalinist socialist state I don't see how this rule can be enforced

 

[Bluemofia]

Total annihilation of society, as we rebuild our social fabric.

In other words, I have no idea.

 

[Leonel]

Make living under President Bush II instead seem whole lot better.

 

[Tee Kay]

Compulsory nudity =

Of course later on people would get used to it and it'd become normal. In the long run people would become more outspoken and less reserved about themselves.

 

[Disgustipated]

there are far too many people that need to be less outspoken.

 

[Princeps]

Children scarred for life. Seeing Michael Moore naked would probably drive the suicide rate in Hollywood up by 95%.

I just can't help to wonder what kind of people those rest 5% are...

 

[Narz]

Wouldn't it also violate the 1st Amendment guarantees of freedom of worship in many cases?

With Narz strutting on the town women would be glad of that freedom (" " they would think to themselves).

 

[Narz]

What would be the consequences of making nudity complusory?

Young men would be more willing than usual to offer their bus seats to pretty girls. Then they would stand directly in front of them and pray the bus hit a bump and the girl yawned at the very same time.

 

[JonnyB]

My bike seat would be even more uncomfortable.

 

[Plexus]

It'd make all kinds of foreplay impossible.

 

[Abaddon]

Obviuosly everyone would have sex with you.. i mean noone would give a crap about it.. nudist colonys exhist you know.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

yes, but nudist colonies are full of people who choose nudity.

 

[Masquerouge]

Besides the inconvenience - most people wear clothes for a practical reason, not an ideological one, that would pretty much kill whatever arousal nudity still had.

 

[Urederra]

I just can't help to wonder what kind of people those rest 5% are...

The very shortsighted ones, maybe.