Archbob
Ancient CFC Guardian
Donald Trump on route to solving the decades long problem of North Korea(at least he told me he solved it and there's absolutely no reason for me to not believe Donald Trump), has made a mighty enemy of the Country that borders us to the north along more than 3000 miles. Trump isn't a soft diplomacy type, he's more of a "Do as I say type" so I believe our best option is to conquer the lands of Canada and I will
give well thought-out reasons below why I think it is absolutely necessary to our security and future posterity for us to send our mighty armies north and Conquer the lands of Canada. It shouldn't be that hard. In risk terms, we had about 50 armies and they have maybe 3, so it shouldn't take more than maybe 4 rolls of the dice before we achieve total victory. Here are the reasons why we should just conquer them:
1. Most Canadians want to be Americans anyways -- Look, most Canadians live within 150 miles of the Border. This is because the majority of them cannot bear the thought of being any further away from the USA, the world's #1 country. They are practically begging us to invade and conquer them so they can be part of us. Think about it, most Americans don't live so close to the lands of Canada because we have no interest in being Canadians. There so much land in places like Nunavut, the Northwest Territories, and the Yukon, but no one lives up there. Why? Because its too far away from America and most Canadians don't want to do so far away from the #1 country in the world.
2. We need to secure future farmland and food supply -- Global warming is happening. Donald Trump may not believe it, but its true. In a few decades the breadbasket of America like Kansas will have a massive dust bowl and start to resemble the deserts of our southwest. In a world that is perhaps 4 degrees warmer, the new breadbasket of the North America will be the great farmlands of Manitoba and Saskatchewan. If we don't conquer those areas, we won't have enough grain to feed our people and may have to rely on foreign imports for the basic human need of food. This is completely unacceptable. The only solution is the annexation Manitoba and Saskatchewan to ensure our future food supply and if we are going to annex those places, we should just conquer the rest of the country as well.
3. Britain used the lands of Canada as a base in the war of 1812 to burn Washington DC and this must not happen again --- A foreign imperialist power, Great Britain, used the lands of Canada against the United States of America in the war of 1812 as a base and were able to issue armies from the lands of Canada to take our cities and burn our capital. To ensure that this never happens again, we must conquer the lands of Canada so foreign imperialist powers can't use it as a base to attack us.
4. Donald J. Trump wants to become legendary -- Lets face it, the thing Trump cares about most is himself and his fame. Jefferson doubled the size of the United States through the Louisiana Purchase and is known as one of our greatest presidents. If Donald J. Trump can double the size of the United States by conquering the lands of Canada, imagine what that would do for his future fame. Also Alexander the Great is known as "The Great" because he conquered a vast empire and is now known and probably the greatest military leader in all of humanity, if Trump wants that kind of fame, he has no choice except to conquer the lands of Canada.
5. The lands of Canada have valuable Mineral and Oil resources -- Lets face it, we're slowly tightening on resources and Northern Canada has Gold, Minerals, and resources that we need in the future. They don't have that many people so they don't need that much so we should take it anyways to ensure our future. All their base are belong to us.
These are five solid reason why we should conquer the lands of Canada now and they are indisputable reasons, so why not skip all the pretty talk and just send our armies over?
Moderator Action: Canadia changed to Canada throughout. ~ Arakhor
give well thought-out reasons below why I think it is absolutely necessary to our security and future posterity for us to send our mighty armies north and Conquer the lands of Canada. It shouldn't be that hard. In risk terms, we had about 50 armies and they have maybe 3, so it shouldn't take more than maybe 4 rolls of the dice before we achieve total victory. Here are the reasons why we should just conquer them:
1. Most Canadians want to be Americans anyways -- Look, most Canadians live within 150 miles of the Border. This is because the majority of them cannot bear the thought of being any further away from the USA, the world's #1 country. They are practically begging us to invade and conquer them so they can be part of us. Think about it, most Americans don't live so close to the lands of Canada because we have no interest in being Canadians. There so much land in places like Nunavut, the Northwest Territories, and the Yukon, but no one lives up there. Why? Because its too far away from America and most Canadians don't want to do so far away from the #1 country in the world.
2. We need to secure future farmland and food supply -- Global warming is happening. Donald Trump may not believe it, but its true. In a few decades the breadbasket of America like Kansas will have a massive dust bowl and start to resemble the deserts of our southwest. In a world that is perhaps 4 degrees warmer, the new breadbasket of the North America will be the great farmlands of Manitoba and Saskatchewan. If we don't conquer those areas, we won't have enough grain to feed our people and may have to rely on foreign imports for the basic human need of food. This is completely unacceptable. The only solution is the annexation Manitoba and Saskatchewan to ensure our future food supply and if we are going to annex those places, we should just conquer the rest of the country as well.
3. Britain used the lands of Canada as a base in the war of 1812 to burn Washington DC and this must not happen again --- A foreign imperialist power, Great Britain, used the lands of Canada against the United States of America in the war of 1812 as a base and were able to issue armies from the lands of Canada to take our cities and burn our capital. To ensure that this never happens again, we must conquer the lands of Canada so foreign imperialist powers can't use it as a base to attack us.
4. Donald J. Trump wants to become legendary -- Lets face it, the thing Trump cares about most is himself and his fame. Jefferson doubled the size of the United States through the Louisiana Purchase and is known as one of our greatest presidents. If Donald J. Trump can double the size of the United States by conquering the lands of Canada, imagine what that would do for his future fame. Also Alexander the Great is known as "The Great" because he conquered a vast empire and is now known and probably the greatest military leader in all of humanity, if Trump wants that kind of fame, he has no choice except to conquer the lands of Canada.
5. The lands of Canada have valuable Mineral and Oil resources -- Lets face it, we're slowly tightening on resources and Northern Canada has Gold, Minerals, and resources that we need in the future. They don't have that many people so they don't need that much so we should take it anyways to ensure our future. All their base are belong to us.
These are five solid reason why we should conquer the lands of Canada now and they are indisputable reasons, so why not skip all the pretty talk and just send our armies over?
Moderator Action: Canadia changed to Canada throughout. ~ Arakhor
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Oh that is good! 
