Yoshi's Super Roll to Dodge 2

[Yoshiegg737]

Summer makes me very forgetful

 

[W|M]

Yoshi's definition of 'just slipped into' is slightly different from everyone else's definition of it.

X-Post.

 

[SouthernKing]

Whatever happened to "just slipped into"?

 

[Yoshiegg737]

UPDATE 2​

I find a sword in the moster's head, and pull it out.

14: You do not manage to find a sword in the monster's head

I find a scuba suit.

38: You find some scuba suit armor! You are now immune to drowning while also gaining +100 Max Hp

I continue digging, emerging in the experimental weapons facility just outside the colosseum

25: You continue digging to find a storage room for weapons. Take your pick! Since there is air in the room, you will not die in 3 turns anymore. There's also an exit to the side.

I obtain my own Second Chance Pro.

23: You get your very own Second Chance Pro!

I eat a donut and use my summoning powers to call an incredible dragon not unlike the one from Shrek, to kill the Monster and it's twin, and carry me away.

7: To begin, it turns out that something was inside the donut. Your summoning powers are rendered useless. Oh, you are also poisoned (-100hp/turn).

I dodge the water and get out of the Colosseum.

34: You jump out of the water and leave the Colosseum. Outside, you find a vague map (+3 to rolls when asking people NPC's for hints)

RANDOM CITIZEN HAS BEEN ADDED TO NPC'S

I keep myself at the top of the water until it's level is high enough for me to get to the top of the Colosseum.

26: Instead, you dramatically leap over the walls of the Colosseum in the most illogical way possible.

I obtain a Second Chance Pro. By stealing it off of Omega.

6: Omega is uninterested in giving you his Second Chance Pro. Instead, he is more interested in punching you in the face.

ROLL TO DODGE!
20: Omega punches you out of 200hp

I get out of the Colosseum, throwing fireballs at everyone remaining there as I go

38 (39): You go into the town, while shooting fireballs at everyone who is still inside the Colosseum!

ROLL TO DODGE!
24: Hoplitejoe dodges the fireball
Gamezrule is unaffected by fire based attacks
29: Omega dodges the fireball as well
34: Neverwonagame also dodges the fireball
28: General Olaf also dodges the fireball
BSmith is immune to fire based attacks
3: SouthernKing is the only person to be hit by the fireball. He loses 300hp

I find the main circuit panel of the Colosseum then rip some wires from the wall and insert them in the water – electrifying it and therefore electrocuting anyone still in the water.

8: You rip the wires out of the circuit panel, but you accidentally electrocute yourself instead (-100hp) (Electrocuted (-2 to all rolls))

I learn to fly then fly out.

29: You gain flying skills (+2 to flying rolls), before flying into the town

I join the game and attempt to feed the lion to the monster

12: The lion disagrees, and runs away from you

I find a Pave Low in the Coliseum. I fly it out.

15: No, no, you don't find one...

The Monster seems too busy playing in the rising water to attack anybody...

The lion attempts swimming out, but fails

THE COLOSSEUM WILL FILL WITH WATER IN 2 TURNS! EVERYONE INSIDE WILL DROWN!

 

[momo1000]

I rip off my clothing and reveal that I am Superman. I then fly out of the Coliseum and throw the monster, using my super-strength, into space.

 

[GamezRule]

I swallow my handy dandy universal antidote which ends the poisoning effects, while running out of the Colosseum shooting spitballs at people.

 

[Red_Spy]

I steal everyone's second chance pros, and make it so that they can not get it again.

 

[W|M]

I land on top of Abaddon.

 

[Optical]

I roundhouse-kick Omega.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I fly about and poop on someone.

 

[Omega124]

I UNLEASH THE KRACKEN!

 

[Abaddon]

I ask the Random NPC's for regenerative powers

 

[BSmith1068]

I leave the Colosseum.

 

[SouthernKing]

I become one with the MOARCAT

 

[Boundless]

I throw fireballs at everyone again.

 

[SouthernKing]

This still exists, you do realize that Yoshi?

 

[hoplitejoe]

Yoshi is away at the moment, see our social group

 

[W|M]

Which social group?

 

[hoplitejoe]

The S&Ts one, it's really quite an active one.

 

[arya126]

How long is he away for?


If this thing isnt going to die, have me join and wrestle the monster into submission.