Yoshi's Super Roll to Dodge 2

[Yoshiegg737]

Update 1​

I fart in omega's general direction.

17: You find yourself to be out of fart

I learn to ride the monster.

25: You are now on the monster's back, riding it like a pro. The only problem is that the monster is not liking it

I spectacularly ride out the Colosseum on a chariot pulled by formerly caged lions.

10: Upon freeing the lions, they bite you out of 100hp. You didn't even get the chariot

LION HAS BEEN ADDED TO NPC'S

I tunnel my way under ground, where I discover hoards of modern weapons and treasure.

9: You tunnel down, but the opening you went in seems to have been covered by dirt. You are now trapped underground (Death in 3 turns)

I build a fire proof shield.

23: Your fire proof shield is finished and it looks like it can withstand fire based attacks (Immune to fire based attacks)

I OBTIAN SECOND CHANCE PRO!

24: You find the second chance pro...again. You will now revive upon death.

I become immune to the monster's attacks.

14: Instead, the monster will shoot a fireball at you at the end of this update

I go into the cells under the colosseum.

18: The doors leading to them seem to be locked...

I become the monster.

27: You instead turn into the monster's twin. You can now shoot fireballs (+1 to fireball attacks). The monster will also not attack you.

I bust open a 42 inch water main that runs beneath the Colosseum causing such a flood that it puts out the monsters fire balls and drowns everyone else.

38: The water main bursts open, giving you a water shield. You are now immune to fire based attacks. Additionally, you learn to swim (Immune to drowning), which will come in handy since everyone in the Colosseum will now drown in 3 turns

I become the controller of the monster

1 (WORST ROLL): Your attempts to take control of the monster causes it to retaliate by attacking you with three fireballs

ROLL TO DODGE!
40: Dodged very easily
36: Dodged again
33: Amazing dodging skills! For somehow dodging all fireballs, you learn Professional Dodging Skills (+2 to Roll to Dodges)

I exit the Colloseum.

6: It's locked. In your attempts to pry the door open, you accidentally cut your finger (Bleeding (-100hp/turn))

EVERYONE IN THE COLOSSEUM WILL DROWN IN 3 TURNS

 

[Red_Spy]

Note: Since I am on the moster's back, will I drown even though I am high up?

Order: I find a sword in the moster's head, and pull it out.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Note: Since I am on the moster's back, will I drown even though I am high up?

Order: I find a sword in the moster's head, and pull it out.

Since it's only people in the Colosseum, and your location on the OP does not say that (Although on the monster's back is technically the Colosseum...), your safe.

 

[Omega124]

I find a scuba suit.

 

[Aiolos]

I continue digging, emerging in the experimental weapons facility just outside the colosseum

 

[Neverwonagame3]

I obtain my own Second Chance Pro.

 

[GamezRule]

I eat a donut.

 

[Abaddon]

I dodge the water and get out of the Colosseum.

 

[W|M]

I keep myself at the top of the water until it's level is high enough for me to get to the top of the Colosseum.

 

[Optical]

I obtain a Second Chance Pro. By stealing it off of Omega.

 

[Boundless]

I get out of the Colosseum, throwing fireballs at everyone remaining there as I go

 

[BSmith1068]

I find the main circuit panel of the Colosseum then rip some wires from the wall and insert them in the water – electrifying it and therefore electrocuting anyone still in the water.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I learn to fly then fly out.

 

[GamezRule]

I use my summoning powers to call an incredible dragon not unlike the one from Shrek, to kill the Monster and it's twin, and carry me away.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

So you don't want your donut?

 

[GamezRule]

I still want the donut.

 

[momo1000]

I join the game and attempt to feed the lion to the monster

 

[SouthernKing]

I find a Pave Low in the Coliseum. I fly it out.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Good timing, you have managed to slip into the second update

 

[hoplitejoe]

Did he really?