Altered maps VIII: World borders just got garbage-dayed

[amadeus]

The amadeus Atlas 2010

Spoiler :

Red: communists

Light red: will probably be absorbed by communists

Blood red: provinces of the Republic of China under rebel control

Light brown: ease up on the cheap cologne, buddy. If you can buy it in 64oz jugs, you're probably not getting the best stuff

Dark brown: a bunch of Peronist weirdos or something

Yellow: malaria -- don't touch

Light green: free labor, just pay S&H

Dark green: crazy Moslems

Teal: less crazy Moslems

Light blue: Americans living in denial

Blue: freedom, prosperity and good food

Pink: socialist welfare bums

Dark purple: future socialist welfare bums

Black: ANC communist terrorism

Grey: who the hell cares

 

[Dachs]

The UK doesn't have good food, weirdo

 

[W|M]

Brazil? Peronist?

 

[Heretic_Cata]

A map of Outworld from Planescape Torment:

Spoiler :

 

[classical_hero]

NZ is not a Moslem country. I would colour them as light blue, since they are Aussies in denial.

 

[Arakhor]

That's actually from Planescape. The game was still awesome, but only featured a tiny part of the Outlands

 

[classical_hero]

Is New Zealand in that picture? No. I would have thought it was clearly meant for Ama's picture.

 

[amadeus]

NZ is not a Moslem country. I would colour them as light blue, since they are Aussies in denial.

You know, I had originally meant for those countries to be something else, but I couldn't think of anything. Maybe Australian satellite states?

 

[Lord of Elves]

@Mangoelephant, Arakor. I get British humor. Or humour

 

[Arakhor]

To aitch his own, including mine

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I didn't know Mormons were Catholic.

I didn't know that Utah was in Idaho.

Regardless of whether tha splotch covers only Idaho or also Utah, I think that Idaho (especially southern/eastern ID) is majority LDS.

 

[Danielion]

Anglos and good food. Yeah right...

 

[Theige]

Anglos and good food. Yeah right...

You can't just lump us all in there like that.

England has terrible food

But America has the best food

 

[Arakhor]

What good food does America have?

 

[say1988]

America and England have great food. With their love of frying how could it be bad?

 

[Godwynn]

What good food does America have?

I have no idea if these were invented here, but I think so.

Clam chowder
Barbecue (the good black kind, not watered down white people BBQ.)

 

[W|M]

Barbecue (the good black kind, not watered down white people BBQ.)

American Barbarques? Those are crap-piles compared to Brazilian ones! Brazil has restaurants JUST for Barbarques! There's meat in Brazil that's simply grilled for 10 seconds on each side, and served - If it were any more raw, you would get salmonella if you ate it!

 

[Godwynn]

American Barbarques?

Yes, we were discussing American food.

Those are crap-piles compared to Brazilian ones!

A very scientific statement with plenty of examples.

Brazil has restaurants JUST for Barbarques!

OMG RLY? THAT'S UH-MAZE-ING

There's meat in Brazil that's simply grilled for 10 seconds on each side, and served - If it were any more raw, you would get salmonella if you ate it!

Something about pork sausage that has been cooked for all of 20 seconds doesn't sound appetizing.

 

[Mango Elephant]

You would't be saying American bbq is bad if you've tasted what I've tasted.

 

[ZeletDude]

Regardless of whether tha splotch covers only Idaho or also Utah, I think that Idaho (especially southern/eastern ID) is majority LDS.

Yes that is correct Idaho has lots of Mormons as well, IIRC Idaho has more Per capita then Utah.