Therefore, the burden of the proof is on the shavers to prove that being shamefully naked-faced is preferable to looking like a man.
There's the problem already: I don't want to look "like a man".
Spoiler Boring expansion on that :
(Don't want to look "like a woman" (or "girl") either for that matter and don't want my partners to look like that either.)
Well, i sort of do. I like having muscle-y features. I like my hands (i have serious veins).
And women are kinda cute (based on that subcutaneous fat of theirs).
But beards? Dresses? Footbinding (or "shoes" with heels)? No. Hell no! Also: why!? but mostly: No.
No, really, when i first thought about this as a small kid i asumed this was just some misguided fashion trend that my parents and their peers had come up with. After all they commited the high fashion crime against humanity and all that is good that is euphomistically referred to as "the 70s and 80s".
Later i found out that this nonsense had gone on way longer and for more absurd reasons...
Anyway, i have to buy new shoes. Semi-serious shoes. Chucks or tanker boots won't do.
I already see myself trying to squeeze my feet into some size 43 women's shoes that're the closest thing to a unisex shoe in the shop...
And if you wear a beard i blame you for that inconvenience. By association.
Well, i sort of do. I like having muscle-y features. I like my hands (i have serious veins).
And women are kinda cute (based on that subcutaneous fat of theirs).
But beards? Dresses? Footbinding (or "shoes" with heels)? No. Hell no! Also: why!? but mostly: No.
No, really, when i first thought about this as a small kid i asumed this was just some misguided fashion trend that my parents and their peers had come up with. After all they commited the high fashion crime against humanity and all that is good that is euphomistically referred to as "the 70s and 80s".
Later i found out that this nonsense had gone on way longer and for more absurd reasons...
Anyway, i have to buy new shoes. Semi-serious shoes. Chucks or tanker boots won't do.
I already see myself trying to squeeze my feet into some size 43 women's shoes that're the closest thing to a unisex shoe in the shop...
And if you wear a beard i blame you for that inconvenience. By association.