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Takhisis · Dec 19, 2012

Takhisis said:
You live in Spain, hate mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard, and watch My Little Pony. Clearly our worldviews clash.

JoanK said:
Only for two more years... two!

I want to leave this here as a warning to all of you.

In two years, we'll have to check this.

WindFish · Dec 19, 2012

squadbroken said:
I want the UN to confiscate your keyboard for crimes against my sanity

A view thought by many towards a certain poster.

Angst · Dec 19, 2012

ok come on guys don't make the mods close this

there's enough circlejerking as is

Valka D'Ur · Dec 19, 2012

Tee Kay · Dec 20, 2012

New addition

Gucumatz said:
Chiteng said:

Mark 8:36 What good is it for a man to gain the whole world, yet forfeit his soul?

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Trick question: If he forfeits his soul to god, he gains this world and beyond.

Borachio · Dec 20, 2012

Valka D'Ur said:
I nominate Bozo Erectus'
These images are amazing. Bozo gave me permission to try some craft projects with them, and someday I'll actually finish something (counted cross-stitch, or hooked rug).

Amazing indeed! That guy has talent.

I'm almost inspired to try something myself. But I know it would disappoint me cruelly.

Angst · Dec 20, 2012

I've actually done a few things in MSPaint.

Spoiler :

It's a pretty handy tool once you get the hang of it. Try it out!

Borachio · Dec 20, 2012

Trains!

Well, there's an insight for us all. That's a bit of a dark vision you have there. But valid, I would guess.

Valka D'Ur · Dec 20, 2012

Borachio said:
Amazing indeed! That guy has talent.

I'm almost inspired to try something myself. But I know it would disappoint me cruelly.

You should try it. You never know what you're capable of, otherwise.

My own efforts aren't much better than what I can do freehand when not drawing tribbles (I'm rather good at those, if I may brag a little). But I belong to a smiley-making forum and the webmaster there once asked us to post our drawings. So I drew a couple of pictures, and they look pretty much like something the average 5-year-old might do.

I've asked the moderators to move Bozo's thread to the A&E forum. It's too good to languish in the old OT.

AdamCrock · Dec 20, 2012

I can write pretty good stories but my "graphical" talent leaves much to be desired

JohannaK · Dec 20, 2012

Aroddo said:
If anything, this thread proves that you can't trust average americans with even a butter knife, let alone assault rifles.
Oh, they talk like they are reasonable beings, but why would a reasonable being insist on having the power to kill his friends, neighbors or total strangers on a whim?
They express a deep desire to not subordinate themselves to anyone and thus place themselves outside of a society trying to work together and compromise to build a better tomorrow.

What kind of people insist on their right to own the power to kill?
They are people that say "I will be a part of society and follow the law of the land ... until I decide otherwise and on that day you are dead."

"Uh, uh, but I need that gun to defend myself, sir!". Yeah, right. Try building a competent police force. Sure, sometimes even the best police will be too late. But there is no amount of gun that can protect you against everything. Trust God or something.

"Uh, uh, but I only collect them as a hobby and use them for sport". Collect cars and practice with slings or bows, for god's sake.

"Uh, uh, but cars kill people too, why not ban cars?". Well done. Treat guns like cars, eh? Well brother, for once we agree, because cars are heavily regulated. Hah, maybe you'd even have to pay an annual tax for every gun! That would be so awesome!

"Uh, uh, guns don't kill people, people do". True. And people with guns do it most efficiently. I mean, it's called an assault rifle - not a home defense rifle, eh? Also, ask a veteran if he'd prefer a gun, a knife or a Toyota in a firefight.

Nah. You can't be trusted with guns. Give them up to protect yourself. And tell your cops that their job is to protect the people, not corporate interests. Civilization is a hard game, but just give it one more turn.

The fun is with the "Uh, uh," paragraphs. Especially the bolded one.

Borachio · Dec 20, 2012

There's some inspired writing coming from the gun-grabbing lobby, here. Won't convince anyone though.

W|M · Dec 20, 2012

''Sex bothers me more than violence personally'' - Dommy

''^
America in a nutshell'' - FriendlyFire

AdamCrock · Dec 20, 2012

west india man said:
''Sex bothers me more than violence personally'' - Dommy

''^
America in a nutshell'' - FriendlyFire

The first one is ohmyrotflololololol :lol:

Farm Boy · Dec 20, 2012

Borachio said:
There's some inspired writing coming from the gun-grabbing lobby, here. Won't convince anyone though.

I've been inspired before. I'll be inspired again. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

Borachio · Dec 20, 2012

Hey! How did I make it into this thread with that above?

But this:

MisterCooper said:
I make a fool of myself here daily and feel no need to growl about it. Do you have access to guns by chance o maladjusted one?

is good.

JollyRoger · Dec 20, 2012

Farm Boy said:
I've been inspired before. I'll be inspired again. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

To be fair, the other side appear to be sheep in wolves' clothing.

Borachio · Dec 20, 2012

Hang on. The one side is which? And the other what?

I'm confused.

choxorn · Dec 20, 2012

If we can put pictures here, I nominate all of Lord Joakim's contributions to DYOS. And Perfections. And Kan's. And... oh hell, why not, just the entire last couple of threads.

cardgame · Dec 20, 2012

GhostWriter16 said:
Libertarians always support the South.

VRWCAgent said:
Take away my hawt blue alien sex and you'll see violence.

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