Actually, yes, I loved that parody. But you guys are not mentioning alternative candidates, you're just saying no Mitt. Who is out there, if not Mitt, to lead the GOP to victory in 2016?
My long-standing bet was on Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin for the GOP nomination, which I posted over in the problems thread, although I am starting to think Rand Paul has a serious shot. For Walker, I think he's in a good position to be everyone's first or second choice--business guys will like him for the anti-union stuff in Wisconsin, he's a bit closer to the social conservatives than other establishment guys so if Santorum and Huckabee implode or don't run he'll be there to pick up their support, he's not on the tea party s*** list right now, he's from a region the GOP wants to be competitive in a presidential election, etc. For Rand Paul, I can see him uniting the paleocon, libertarian, and maybe tea wings of the GOP once the super crazy people like Cruz implode.
Jeb Bush might be able to hack it.
I think Jeb is too far out of politics to really hack it now, the last time he was on a ballot was 2002. Hillary Clinton is struggling in interviews and stuff and at least she ran a national campaign in 2008.
I don't think any of those will matter to the GOPers, who would nominate him. He gets the cop out of working in NJ...
You're giving a NJ democrat appeal here. GOP considers NJ a lost cause.
I think Christie's main appeal was electability due to the crossover Democrats (i.e. broadly liked and electable but not the #1 choice of GOP groups), and he's largely lost those as the result of the recent scandals in New Jersey. Plus, the federal prosecutors are still looking into the potential corruption even if the bridge thing is going nowhere.
And if he doesn't have that electability, then why would elements of the GOP settle for him when they could get someone that's at least the first choice of a few of their constituent groups?
Personally I think Rubio has the best shot.
I think Rubio has lost a lot of favor with the base over immigration stuff, maybe too much. Could be a good pick for VP.
Regarding Paul Ryan, he's going for the chair of the budget committee and I'd bet he won't be a presidential candidate. He might go for House leadership (people were pushing him to go for the Whip position when Eric Cantor lost) or a statewide office in a few years.