Functional Resumes for the long term unemployed. Is it more advantaged to use it over the traditional resume?
You should only use a functional resume if you have specific skills that may not show up in your traditional resume. "Office Management" isn't a specific skill..."hanging drywall", or "C++ Programming" might be. Your long term unemployment is going to be an issue no matter what kind of resume you have.
The most important thing for you, or anybody who has been out of work for a while and isn't skilled labor, is to get some kind of consistant job or volunteering experience, ANY KIND, to demonstrate that you are realiable and capable of following things through. I sent you three different temp agency addresses. Did you call any of them?
What about self-publishing online? From the likes of
Createspace and a couple others I've scrounged up over the last few months? Is it possible to grow an audience via this method (though all advertising will have to be done manually) and eventually viable to produce a portfolio for a publishing house, or is sending short stories and articles into journals and magazines/newspapers really the only way to go?
You can, although my personal experience in the publishing industry leads me to think that lit journals may be a better fit. It depends on what you want to write about, and your target audience, I suppose. If you can get an audience of people who also aren't trying to hawk books themselves, (which I suspect is part of the problem with createspace), even better.
You can also self-publish. If you can sell books yourself, a publishing house will be more likely to buy you up.
I have not gotten an interview in ages, what am I doing wrong? I sent resumes and apply online.
Also, my first question on this thread apperently went unnoticed.
You are likely either not applying to enough jobs, or not applying to jobs where you are qualified.
I'll be totally real with you CivG. You have been unemployed for over a year. To the best of my knowledge, you are not skilled labor. On paper, you have not demonstrated you can be counted upon. You have my email, you can always send me your resume and I can tweak it for you.
For you, my advice has not changed. You need to suck up your pride, and start applying for entry level retail, food service, and temp labor. Call up those temp agencies. Show you can get some basic work and stick to it...holiday retail hiring is stepping up right now, so you may be able to get a job that way. Once you do that, other oppertunities will follow.